augmented breasts

The greatest thing since penis enlargement pills, kinda like the lady with the third breast in total recall.

Joe: Did you see Jane's new augmented breasts?
Jimmy: Oh hells to the yes
Jane: Did i hear you talking about these bad boys?

by KingSinOfSloth January 26, 2017

Breast Lift

When a bra is newly laundered and has that lifting tight suction power and makes your boobs look their best.

Today i have such great Breast Lift cuz i just did the laundry!

by Sex kitten1234567891 July 20, 2009

blue breasts

A female equivalent of blue balls. The female is stimulated nearly until the point of orgasm, either by herself or a friend (man or metal) but gets stopped (by parents coming) or because of other reasons (the man ejaculates and has no energy left to give her more pleasure).

Helena: Chris got me so hot last night, but then we heard the front door slam, so we knew his parents were home. He jumped out the window, but it was the back door that I left open, so it was a false alarm. I had blue breasts, so I had to finish the job with my little silver friend.
Jaelene: That must have sucked. I know the feeling.
Helena: Indeed.

by CheeseRapist December 19, 2007

Breasts McGraw

A female with extraordinarily large breasts; a sister term to “Juggs McGee” and “Boobs Magoo”.

“Who’s your favorite character in the show?”
“I think the bad guys are really well written, but I like one guy who jokes all the time. Oh, and then ol’ Breasts McGraw, I can’t think of her name, the blonde…”

by Star_Index_Media September 12, 2023

Breast Pump

When you meet a woman for the first time and she has massive jugs but once she produces offspring her output is about one milliliter. You cry while watching the breast pump producing the same amount of milk as male ejaculate. This, of course, forces the man to spend immense amounts of money on formula.

Yo, I knocked this chick up with 36d’s thinking I wouldn’t have to spend money on formula. We tried the breast pump but with limited success.

Bro, that sucks. Should have made the baby with her mother. Heard she’s a real milk machine.

by Mike Panama April 30, 2022

Alpha Breast

the girl with the biggest tits at any event

With Kristins massive D size breasts she was easily the alpha breast at the party

by 22400michael March 9, 2011

breast nazi

Self-labelled "lactivist" who feels entitled to berate new parents in the formula isle, either for choosing not to or being unable to breastfeed.

Breast Nazi: OMG HOW CAN YOU FEED YOUR BABY POISON! FORMULA MAKE YOUR CHILD A DUMB-ASS/YOUR KID WILL GET CANCER! THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS LOW MILK SUPPLY! TRY HARDER! BREAST IS BEST!

New mom: I have vaginal tearing and sleep derivation, back off breast nazi!

by deedeekins December 7, 2016