There are times hitting the brakes isn't a bad idea. At a red light, or when somebody is walking across a road are a few times hitting the brakes is not a bad idea.
People can move anywhere if they don't like it where they come from any more. There is no rule that you have to leave a welcome mat out for everyone looking for a house. You can be selective on who comes and who goes where you live, even if someone else doesn't like it, or they think you discriminate, or even if they think you're a sexist racist bigot homophobe cocksucker asshole, you can still do that where you live. You don't have to give in to somebody else's demands because they want to try out somewhere new to live. They're your brakes, not theirs. You decide when to hit them, you're in control of that, not them.
by Solid Mantis March 24, 2021
Get the Brakesmug. Slapping a "Hit me --- I need the insurance money" sticker on your bumper may indeed be an uproarious action that's protected under the First Amendment, but it also might cause the fuzz to suspiciously eagle-eyeball your speed-changes to see if you're braking the law.
by QuacksO April 30, 2025
Get the braking the lawmug. When you intentionally install a set of faulty brakes in your friends car in an attempt to take their life.
by Quilyboi July 2, 2024
Get the The Brakes of Damoclesmug. Doug (pulling a belligerent Cale aside): Cale, you're looking pretty shitfaced and that chick you're about to hook up with has a hook for a hand. I'm gonna have to pull the poose brake here, man.
by FluidXchange October 6, 2008
Get the [Poose] Brakemug. Cleetus dropped trow right there in the kitchen and I gave him an Alabama drum brake. There's still jizz on the ceiling.
by Bigblackorthodontist May 28, 2024
Get the alabama drum brakemug. by Chimp-Arm April 4, 2024
Get the Brakesmug. by Ewrecka October 20, 2022
Get the fuck the brakesmug.