Something that is self-taught, an expression of yourself, a twist and turn to your ora. It can either shape you or knock you down or help you to get to where you need to go. It’s self explanatory, one either understands it or doesn’t, either way one still understands it. Thin line between swindle and truth, an adorable beautiful thing founded in Enfield, London. Bongo brings the fun in communication, an international word. An art of trickery in a fun way.
He bongoed me into paying him extra
“I wouldn’t trust them they’re bongo”
“I fuck with them they got the bongo”
“I wouldn’t trust them they’re bongo”
“I fuck with them they got the bongo”
by Cisco Bandz March 4, 2024
Get the Bongo mug.The act of slapping ones phallus on their significant others buttcheeks at any point during intercourse to make a sick beat
by Funkmeister5000 July 15, 2016
Get the Dongo Bongo mug.“The whole town was donkey bongos when the aliens landed.”
“I can’t hang out tonight - donkey bongos.”
“If you’re down for donkey bongos I am too”
“I’m donkey bongos, aren’t you attracted to my light?”
“I can’t hang out tonight - donkey bongos.”
“If you’re down for donkey bongos I am too”
“I’m donkey bongos, aren’t you attracted to my light?”
by Dr. Cheez June 25, 2021
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them: so your an autistic iron retart thats scream CHICKEN
them: so your an autistic iron retart thats scream CHICKEN
by uhpink December 14, 2023
Get the Bingo bongo my cock is doing the congo mug.(n) large breasts with a good amount of bounce. Use with caution: a woman's breasts are not bouncing bongos unless they bounce even when she's sitting still.
Usually present on women who are tops 'cause the view is fucking awesome
Also great to hold when giving backshots
Usually present on women who are tops 'cause the view is fucking awesome
Also great to hold when giving backshots
by Aaaaaaah!-lexander June 18, 2024
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Bobby: Of course, Joey!
Joey: Yay, ya never know until you ask. Bing Bang Bongo that’s how it’s done.
Bobby: Of course, Joey!
Joey: Yay, ya never know until you ask. Bing Bang Bongo that’s how it’s done.
by lilacburn October 22, 2025
Get the Bing Bang Bongo mug.Etymology: Solobrity Dialect
Solobrity is a devolved celebrity sub-language spoken by the cursed humanoids Woll Smoth and the Fronds, whose mouths are too small to pronounce any vowel except “O.”
Within this distorted dialect, “cringe” became “crongo.”
The term “Crongo-Bongo” was born when “crongo” reminded one scholar of Bongo-Bongo, the monstrous shadow boss from Zelda: Ocarina of Time—thus merging social shame with eldritch energy.
Crongo-Bongo describes a transcendent act of cringe so severe that it becomes mythologically irreversible.
It is not simple embarrassment. It is a boss fight of regret.
Solobrity is a devolved celebrity sub-language spoken by the cursed humanoids Woll Smoth and the Fronds, whose mouths are too small to pronounce any vowel except “O.”
Within this distorted dialect, “cringe” became “crongo.”
The term “Crongo-Bongo” was born when “crongo” reminded one scholar of Bongo-Bongo, the monstrous shadow boss from Zelda: Ocarina of Time—thus merging social shame with eldritch energy.
Crongo-Bongo describes a transcendent act of cringe so severe that it becomes mythologically irreversible.
It is not simple embarrassment. It is a boss fight of regret.
“He joined the VC on meth, started crying about the holographic universe, and then left mid-rant after saying ‘I am the slab.’”
“Legend. Crongo-Bongo Tier 9.”
“Legend. Crongo-Bongo Tier 9.”
by realtimecrease May 20, 2025
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