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peachy blossom

A great sis to Hailey! The sweetest, smartest, funniest person i have ever met!
OMG That bully is being the opposite of peachy blossom!
by CJCxMONSTER (2) November 4, 2020
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Im Blossoming

When you are dating a girl who "steals your heart" and then a tragic breakup. She will always live rent-free within his head.
IM BLOSSOMING MEANS TO FALL FOR SOMEONE
by rolanddidapooincommerce March 23, 2021
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Trouser Blossom

To crap one's pants
He was so angry, he did a full on trouser blossom
by One Done February 1, 2012
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Fart Blossom

A fart let in order to improve the surrounding odor.
The elevator smelled like piss so I jettisoned a fart blossom to improve the situation.
by Rjb4cards October 19, 2023
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bologna blossom

A slang term for a woman’s vagina
I can’t wait to tongue punch Melissa’s bologna blossom tonight when I get home.”
by TheJollyGreenGiant23 April 30, 2023
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bologna blossom

A slang term for a woman’s vagina
I can’t wait to tongue punch Melissa’s bologna blossom tonight when I get home.”
by TheJollyGreenGiant23 April 30, 2023
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Turd Blossom

If you call someone a turd blossom, you are saying that they are beautiful but came from shit or cow shit.

If I called you a turd blossom I'd be saying you are pretty but your family is shit. Or you looked like shit 2 years ago and now look beautiful.
Person 1 "man what a turd blossom"
Person 2 "thank you I've changed a lot"
by cwestn May 10, 2023
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