BLAM!

The updated modern version of SCHWING.
Said when you see an extremely attractive woman.

To give an erection.

The Halo 3 nerd way of saying SCHWING!

Also used to annoy your roommate ( or any person for that matter) by entering a room or approaching an individual and making the (facial, moneyshot motion) while saying BLAM!

A female that is so incredibly attractive you want to ejaculate in her face.

BLAM!

-Jessica Alba... BLAM!
-Tia Carrere... BLAM!
-Nicole Scherzinger... BLAM!
-Lucy Lui... BLAM!
-Somaya Reece... BLAM!
-Christine Dolce... BLAM!

Did you see that girl? She is f'n gorgeous! BLAM!

by MachineShop January 14, 2008

Blago

slang for something obviously fucked up or excessively corrupt in an brazen manner. This term stems from the name of the most recent governor to find himself embroiled in scandal, Governor Blagojevich

I can't believe he tried to Blago me. That is straight Blago. Who should we Blago next? I'm going to Blago that bank and walk away with millions. The company Blagoed its shareholders.

by I-Roc December 20, 2008

Blagojevich

To torpedo your own political career.

Boy, he really Blagojeviched his campaign.

by Bosco56 December 19, 2008

Blam

1. Expression coined by King Idiot c.1994, Macomb IL. at Western Illinois University.

2. The act of Blamming. To Blam.

1. I've just been blammed by King Idiot!

2. BLAM!

by King Idiot April 22, 2005

blaboon

Someone who lies talks and lie constantly. For example Donald Trump

Tump is such a worthless Blaboon

by Mookatnight November 21, 2016

Birthday boy blam

Someone we all secretly simp for, sorry but it’s true

I started to simp for birthday boy blam

by The aubergine man September 14, 2020

blamonge

there is a fly in my onion vomit soup please remove it

me - WAITER! blamonge
Waiter - Eh?

by Danny September 29, 2004