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Bucky Barnes

A man who just wanted his darn plums and everything goes wrong...
Bucky Barnes "I WANT MAH PLUMS DUDE"
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barnes wallace

A term used when taking a meaty dump. The turn is so fat, that when it hits the water, there is enough splash back to drench your ring piece. Like a makeshift beeday.

Named after the original pilot of the bouncing bomb during world war 2.
Dave: good shit?
Gaz: Yea! I don't like the Winter though, The Barnes Wallace was freezing!
Dave: barnes wallace, cool.
by spidermaguire October 20, 2008
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Barns Courtney

he makes alt/country/rock-ish music. very superior. if you listen to him you probably have an outgoing spirit, probably raised in an isolated area be it a farm or just in the middle of nowhere (or strive to be), you’re probably alt aswell and loves a good elec guitar riff. BUT you are most definitely a mentally ill chaotic little lgbtq+ emo<3 (cuz same)
matt: “yooo that kid has a hell of a music taste”
alex: “yeah man he’s listening to barns courtney”
kid in question: *absolutely jamming tf out with speakers on full blast*
matt: “damn bro. if i wanna be that cool i should listen to barns courtney”
alex: *kicks starts playing* “already ahead of you buddy”
by DumpTruckBilly June 17, 2022
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Tristan Barnes

An awesome dude that is NOT gay and is a good friend
by Eagle-man0 October 5, 2021
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Yarn Barn

The unfortunate collection of lint and fur found in an old man's belly button.
When dad took off his shirt at the beach, it looked like the Yarn Barn was having a sidewalk sale.
by Norwegian Huckleberry April 18, 2020
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Barn Whip

Barn Whip is a rare martial/melee weapon with particularly disgusting traits most notably discussed in Dungeons and Dragons.

Name: Barn Whip
Damage: 1d6 slashing
Weight: 3 lb.
Properties: Finesse, Reach

Whip also inflicts +3 necrotic damage
Inflicted must roll saving throw of 10+ or also be affected by +1 poison damage per turn for 5 turns.

Lore: Whip made originally from the soiled panties/underwear of prostitutes and extended with the panties/underwear of all of its previous wielders tied together. To wield it, you must add to it.
Guard 1: The prisoner has been acting like an absolute ass hole today.

Guard 2: Give him 10 lashes with the Barn Whip, that'll teach him!

Guard 1: You're totally right! I don't even want to touch that thing!
by Role-Model December 15, 2018
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meat barn

“Tim gave my meat barn one hell of pounding last night
by Tb_04 May 7, 2018
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