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BAMF

Michael Phelps is a BAMF dude, he is gonna win 8 gold medals in the Olympics.
by WeezleFbaby October 8, 2008
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BAMF

Short for "BAD ASS MOTHER FUCKER"
used to describe someone that is an exterme bad ass

can be pronounced B-A-M-F or BAMF
Yo ma, you one tight BAMF
by Chris Rutherford June 11, 2008
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Alabama Ass Baffle

The act of fornication between a man and woman. The fornication must take place in a bathroom of a bar, near a sink which has recently been used as a receptacle for vomit. The man will "hit it from behind" while the woman eats the vomit from said sink.

The woman is the "bafflee" and the man is the "baffler."
"Did you see what's going on in the bathroom?"
"Yeah, they are totally doing the Alabama Ass Baffle!"
by Smooth912 April 20, 2010
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Bafflegated

To be really, really confused and stressed about it.
"Argh! I can't figure out this stupid problem!", "HAHA! You are bafflegated."
by Adam A. April 21, 2006
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Baffle bomb

Where an idea or theory is introduced into a group, and no one in the group has an idea what is going on. Everyone is therefore baffled. This can be done intentionally or not.
I just dropped a massive baffle bomb on those guys, they had no idea what was going on.
by II Contrast II December 2, 2010
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bamfing-up

The act of becoming just THAT much more awesome.
My abs could use a little bamfing-up. I don't quite have a six pack yet.
by seacirque September 27, 2011
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Bamftoise

A combination of BAMF and Blastoise.

In the first generation Pokemon games for Gameboy, a Squirtle may be chosen as the player's first Pokemon. It will eventually evolve into a Wartortle and a Blastoise, and if one is sure that it will indeed be a BAMF when it evolves into a Blastoise, one can be presumptive and nickname Squirtle "Bamftoise" right off the bat. Nothing will physically change about the Pokemon, but all the children will think it is the coolest name in town.
Apollo: Hey yo Walter! Come battle me. My Bamftoise will wreck you.

Walter: Your what?

Apollo: My Bamftoise. He's level 100. Scared?

Walter: Yes. Let's battle.

Apollo. Ok.
by TGRSHRK August 12, 2012
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