Dad: Honey, have you noticed how often we catch our son having a bagel?
Mom: Why yes, he gets crumbs everywhere!
Mom: Why yes, he gets crumbs everywhere!
by Anonymou5555555555 January 25, 2011

by Dr.slang7 July 6, 2017

by Queef Burrito July 29, 2012

A man sits next to another man on a park bench - they look around carefully, “Make the call; it’s time to toast the bagels,” the one man says to the other.
by Cyclone B March 9, 2019

A Bathroom Bagel is when one poops in a circle then waits for it to harden (or put it in the freezer for 15 minutes). At this point you are ready to serve your delicious Bathroom Bagel. The Bathroom Bagel can also be worn as a Yamika in the Jewish faith. The Bathroom Bagel can also be used as a frisbee. The Bathroom Bagel is a well rounded great gift and good for the kids.
by BabyJC December 11, 2016

Bagel King is a place located in London. It is typically used as a place for fraud boys to link up and converse about their latest fraudulent activities.
Fraud boy1: Yo are we bucking the mandem at bagel king
Fraud boy2: Yeah I need to pattern these square first though
Fraud boy2: Yeah I need to pattern these square first though
by HOOdRaat12 March 3, 2020

by Johnnie Walkers Friend February 25, 2022
