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having a bagel

To masturbate. Typically used when discussing masturbation in public settings.
Dad: Honey, have you noticed how often we catch our son having a bagel?

Mom: Why yes, he gets crumbs everywhere!
by Anonymou5555555555 January 25, 2011
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bagel nut

Nut released by a male sex organ tht taste like bagels
Tommys dick taste like bagel nut
by Dr.slang7 July 6, 2017
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Cheesin' the Bagel

When a boy ejaculates all over the hood of the vagina.
"Dude, I cheesed her bagel so hard last night. Cream cheese was everywhere" - Cheesin' the Bagel
by Queef Burrito July 29, 2012
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toast the bagels

A man sits next to another man on a park bench - they look around carefully, “Make the call; it’s time to toast the bagels,” the one man says to the other.
by Cyclone B March 9, 2019
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Bathroom Bagel

A Bathroom Bagel is when one poops in a circle then waits for it to harden (or put it in the freezer for 15 minutes). At this point you are ready to serve your delicious Bathroom Bagel. The Bathroom Bagel can also be worn as a Yamika in the Jewish faith. The Bathroom Bagel can also be used as a frisbee. The Bathroom Bagel is a well rounded great gift and good for the kids.
My Mexican friend made me a batch of Bathroom Bagels for my party and they where a huge hit.
by BabyJC December 11, 2016
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Bagel King

Bagel King is a place located in London. It is typically used as a place for fraud boys to link up and converse about their latest fraudulent activities.
Fraud boy1: Yo are we bucking the mandem at bagel king

Fraud boy2: Yeah I need to pattern these square first though
by HOOdRaat12 March 3, 2020
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Rainbow Bagel

A Rainbow bagel is a homosexual/queer version of the breakfast item: Bagels
Yo, homesquare would you care for a rainbow bagel since you are openly queer.
by Johnnie Walkers Friend February 25, 2022
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