astrobubblez

great person, gay, has issues, huge venti obsession, might have a big penis, womenkink, makes ur mom jokes…..hit me with their bag of crystals once (in the head) and had a child at school (not fr but yknow)

Astrobubblez is yummy

by yoshiyae October 17, 2021

astrolaque

when you miss someone so much, you feel like you could die; lovesick to it's peak; you feel as if it's been eternity since you've seen someone because you miss them so bad

wow! crystal really has astrolaque for justin!

by charlie dague November 30, 2021

Astrofood

Food that is meant to be consumed in an outer space environment.

A new shipment of astrofood arrived at the ISS.

by Victor01 December 12, 2021

Astrofood

Food that is meant to be consumed in outer space.

A new shipment of astrofood arrived at the ISS.

by Victor00 December 12, 2021

Astrologist

A mechanic who knows how to fix opel astras, and only opel astras.

Ian: Hey Jon my astra broke down again you know a good mechanic?
Jon: Yeah, I happen to know an astrologist.

by Ian the astra driver May 3, 2022

Astrological cooking

Horoscope appropriate cooking after reading said horoscope.

My astrological cooking said I need to have a tuna salad today so I'll get that right, I you don't mind?

by Sexydimma September 2, 2022

astrological cooking

Cooking defined by your astrological sign and daily horoscope.

I read my daily horoscope today. It said in terms of astrological cooking that my zodiac sign required me to make pan seared tuna for dinner today.. I did just that.

by Sexydimma September 3, 2022