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Asspergonchiliosous

Break the word up:
Ass Per Gone Chili-osous
It's a disease meaning a specific amount of your ass is gone to eat chili.
Bob: Hey man, your ass looks depleted?
Frank: Uh, yeah i have Asspergonchiliosous.
Bob: WTF's THAT MEAN
Frank: Half my ass is gone to eat chili.
by apolloofsun August 30, 2010
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Asspert

A person who is an aficionado on great looking asses. Knows them and greatly appreciates their existence.
My friend Anne can't go to a baseball game without commenting about the player's asses...she thinks she's an Asspert!
by anniep August 19, 2013
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Assperger's syndrome

It is an acute often temporary neurodevelopmental disorder characterized by significant difficulties in social interaction and nonverbal communication, along with restricted and repetitive patterns of behavior and interests when an individual see a women with a great ass.
We were late leaving the mall because Eric develop Assperger's Syndrome and started following this girl, with short shorts and her ass hanging out, all over the mall.
by Charlie Badass June 12, 2022
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Asspecks

A nice ass; a strong ass; a huge ass; strong buns
Fred: yo nick that body builders got some nice asspecks
by David tha murdarer November 1, 2010
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Áspero

Is a state of mind or feeling when you are complaining about something or simply uncomfortable/upset in some situation.
Also mentioned as: Ásperous
Guy1: "Oh god! This PC still dosent work!"
Guy2: "Hey! Are you Áspero?" or "Hey! Are you Ásperous?"

Guy1 is sitting in a chair in complete silence with a stange face.
Guy2 pass nearby and says: "Hey! Are you Áspero?" or "Hey! Are you Ásperous?"
by Arcanjo January 25, 2011
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Assceritis

When you take a big shit and asshole starts to hurt.
Man 1: "I took a big shit yesterday and got assceritis!"
Man 2: "Wow man, that sucks."
by Chibi-Jessie August 29, 2014
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Asspirational

Description of an ass that is of such good quality someone would aspire to have an ass like that.
CardiB’s booty is lookin asspirational on stage tonight.
by Thirsty Emily October 17, 2017
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