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AsSblossom

One who is blooming from within his rectum.
He will soon asSblossom from his asS.
by M-INENT 1 December 1, 2003
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assblading

it's like, when you pretend that your hand is a sword, like a blade
and then you, kind of, you know, assblade.
sean: ok, if you bend over in ront of me, i can pretend my hand is an assblade and stab your ass.
by tedium March 16, 2005
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Assblaster

Where a man or woman bends over, while the other person gets on their knees behind them with safety glasses on and prepares for the worst. Then the man or woman blasts a big deuce into the others face.
Troy bent over and assblasted Sarahs precious innocent face. Giving her a very memorable Assblaster.
by Sarah the innocent June 28, 2010
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assclown

someone who thinks they are at a point where everything they say and do is correct, when in fact everything they say and do is dumb and completely hilarious. Tend to be Canadian.
My friend Kevin thinks that thumbs grow back if you cut them off, he's such an assclown
by bob cox eb September 25, 2011
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Assclown

A man that presents himself to society as a heterosexual, but when he's alone or with a girl that is a total freak in bed he admits he likes being fucked in the ass by dildos. This is an assclown!
Hey girl! Your husband is an assclown, he asked me to fuck him in the ass with my dildo!
by barracuda75 October 16, 2008
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assclown

Someone who blames George Bush for everything, including a hurricane in New Orleans.
Assclown #1: That idiot Bush and his big oil people caused the hurricane in New Orleans.
Assclown #2: Yeah, I heard there were black helicoptors in the area just before the levy broke.
by EyeHeartA2 January 13, 2008
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assclown college

A sorry ass excuse for a junior college that is AKA Austin Community College. ACC is composed of losers who could not get into UT. Most of them live in apartments with friends from high school, and love to tell lies, but call them "funny little jokes."
Kara: "I go to ACC."
Me: "You mean Assclown College?"
Kara: "You're crazy!"
by ijustwannakissyou November 10, 2008
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