aussie poofs

An Aussie poof is a white Australian who cant handle hot food, they don't eat chilli, or spicy cuisine from foreign countries, the only curry they like is butter chicken and are usually big sooks

Aussie poof: "can I get some more ice cubes in this water please? My mouth is starting to burn up"
Waiter: "bloody Aussie poofs"

by Cyberdelic bozatron October 28, 2017

aussie lunch

When you pour fosters in your Sheila’s lady pouch and she sits on your face

She quenched my thirst with a good old Aussie lunch

by JizzyJonson January 17, 2018

ausswitch

The Autistic way to spell Auschwitz, maybe you were just to idiotic to know how to spell it, don worry. Not all of us can be grammar experts. Just make sure you learn from this horrid mistake

dO yOu KnoW WHAt HappENED at AUSSWITCH thO?

by Leonardo Riot Garica The Man March 7, 2018

apushu

A nickname for any cute animal.

There are many apushus in the zoo.

Dear let’s take a walk with our apushu.

by Rafasgp December 15, 2018

Aussiphobia

Pronounced Aus-eh-phobia
The phobia of being naturally fucking terrified of Australia and Australians for any reason

No way am I going to Australia, I have Aussiphobia

by BigDaddy_Likes_Fungus March 8, 2019

Aussie breakfast

The act of going down on your girlfriend while she enjoys her morning coffee.

Usually done before not instead of providing her breakfast.

Girl: Man, my boyfriend was so horny this morning. He gave me an aussie breakfast by the pool.

I came so hard I had to put my coffee down.

by Aussie Chef March 21, 2019

APUSH

A class that will take away the weekend you were supposed to mow the lawn for your dad, and then use the money that you got from the lawn the next day to pay for your dad's car gas because you had to learn how to drive or you could not take the drivers class in school. A class that will take your sleep everynight because you write notes for soo long everyday that you sleep and find yourself writing notes in your sleep on stuff you did not understand in the book, then you wake up and force yourself to sleep again, and then have nightmaires about the tariff of 1816 and how that effected history, and how gistory effected the tariff.

Bill: "what about you Tom, what did you dream last night Tom"?
Tom: mocks Bill*"what did you dream about last night, Tom"?
Bill: stares*
Tom: "oh you know, nothing. just spent 7 hours eyes closed reading an APUSH book in my head and not getting any info fromit at all. yuh know, i love sleep".

by APUSHEEEE December 11, 2020