anonymous golden shower

When you are using a toilet that was already filled with pee, and the water splashes up against you when you use it, giving you a golden shower from someone you do not know.

person 1: "I was using this toilet with pee i didn't bother to flush, and when i dropped my dump, it splashed all over me! It was quite the anonymous golden shower."
person 2: "Sexy."

by caiorgasm April 5, 2010

Hip Hop Anonymous

Songs with incomprehensible words and similar beats to previous songs.

Doesn't matter how loud you listen to Hip hop anonymous you still wont understand the words, maybe that is why so many people drive around blarring their music.. they are really asking for help with an interpretation.

by BeatDown93 August 25, 2011

anonymous office leftover miser

Any individual who feels compelled to bring in leftover food to the office to share with their co-workers. Usually this individual likes to remain anonymous as the food will either suck or make you sick.

guy 1. "hey who brought the spinach artichoke dip in?"

guy 2. "it was that damn anonymous office leftover miser again last time I had the runs for two days, I wouldn't go near it"

by NickyLags October 17, 2010

Anonymous Participant

Sucks wee-wee with butthole

I’m a keyboard warrior and I don’t want people to know I’m an idiot so I’ll post as an anonymous participant

by Loucy goosey October 13, 2025

Dr Anonymous

Anyone who is going to use this as his stage name is going to be G.O.A.T of writers and Neurosurgeon.

Hey his poems are so good. Is he Dr Anonymous..?

by Dr_Anonymous November 24, 2023

Anonymous

Some urbdic user who holds the record for publishing the most urban dictionary definitions. He's my fucking idol!

Anonymous knows alot of words, the man surely has a masters degree in English

by UltimateDoge July 29, 2022

Anonymous

I’m not this

Hym “I’m not anonymous. You know exactly who I am. And you have to let this ‘If you said it to my face I would punch you thing.’ If I’m more capable of violence, I get to say whatever I want now? I’m also me with derision and contempt of the internet. I also don’t have a lot of Facebook friends. You constantly try to frame me as a narcissist but when you list the criteria, it just doesn’t apply to me. I said you would say that. About the attention? I said you would say it. RIGHT AGAIN! CAPTAIN ALWAYS RIGHT! See, I love how you draw a conclusion and have people on to try and legitimize that conclusion.”

by Hym Iam November 7, 2022