Angry Rhino

When a man or woman wears a strap-on dildo on their head and then uses it to pleasure their female partner by nodding their head up and down and grunting as if they were in fact an angry rhino.

What you wanna do tonight baby?
How about we get out the strap-on and you can give me a bit of angry rhino.

by japstralia April 8, 2011

Angry Pelican

When your rallying a chick on the beach and you accidently slip out and your dong hits the sand and you are too caught up in the moment and stick it back in.

no example,, its just The Angry Pelican.

by Larry September 29, 2004

angry banjo

you choke a bitch while fingering the fuck out of her

I can't believe that slut asked me to play her like an angry banjo

by F.. May 1, 2008

Angry Birds

An app with green pigs who steal eggs from birds who can't ever remember to keep them safe and get really pissed when they get stolen, even though they should've done a better job protecting them.

I love playing Angry Birds!

by sloteneggsman August 11, 2012

Angry Moose

A male having vaginal intercourse with a female in the doggy style position, while a friend waits in the closet with a camera. Out of no where, with no warning, the male shoves his penis into the females anus, as the friend jumps from the closet to take a picture of the females horrific facial expression, the male pushes the females head down and gives her moose antlers with both of his hands. The facial expression shows the anger, and the antlers show the moose- giving you, the Angry Moose.

Me and my friend gave this girl an Angry Moose last night! Then her best friend bitch slapped both of us for being such retarded pieces of shit!

by Michelle Hen. August 14, 2006

Angry werewolf

(n) a sexual act; When receiving felatio a man pulls out, unloads in the giver's face, then throws a handful of pubic hair on the giver to give them an angry, wolf-like appearance.

Careful honey, or I'll give you the angry werewolf.

by nadolf August 23, 2006

Angry Wench

The female response to the Anrgy Pirate..when a man is going down on a girl, she pulls her lips off his face, and nuts in his eye. Upon doing this, he will let out some sort of grunt of disapproval, and at this point she kicks him in the shin. This poor guy, being jizz drenched and hurt, will hobble after your laughing ass.

Yo, your brother was giving me such good head I had to give him the angry wench - last I saw him he was choking and saying something about being waterboarded!

by J & J TwinTards October 21, 2009