St Ivo Academy

A school where the staff famously hand out detentions for fuck all. Having your shirt untucked for half a second may land yourself in detention on a Friday eve. The rule was introduced in conjuction with the local Spoons to lower the number of chavs and roadmen drinking there.
In 2022, the school painted a red border around the perimeter. Students seen "crossing into the badlands" are executed at dawn. Also introduced were exit/entry rules heavily influenced by soviet repression in the Gulags. Russian prison uniforms are preferred by students to what they currently wear (due to incidents of pupils overheating) "The blazers are 100% polyester sourced from Aldi," say the school governors "we buy them all during sale season and use cheap indian labour to sew on the house badges, it makes us look like Hogwarts!"
Prospective students of the school should be aware of CCTV in the lavatory blocks closely monitored at all times by the "establishment". This is to to cut down on incidents of roadmen gathering, vaping, drug use, spell casting and other suspicious activity.
As part of their art program, graffiti dominates on many of the walls. Art includes male genitalia, violent language, opinions of teaching staff and "Tick if you're bored" interactive art installations. Experts believe that in thousands of years the various collections will be excavated to teach future humans about the "lost generation" that were humiliated and punished here.

Person 1: "Hey fam, you go to St Ivo Academy?"
Person 2: "Yeah blud"
Person 1: "How da fuck you make it out alive every day?"
Person 2: " On my e-scooter, but i'm close to throwing myself off the top of the science block...."

by RoadmanIvo April 30, 2022

Shelfield academy

Shelfieldacademy is a shit school in walsall. All of the year 11s smoke a joint in the alley and the roadmen smoke vapes in the toilet. Pe is like military camp and all the teachers are wankers who come from Aldridge

Mom: I think my son will go to shelfield

Mom 2: nah don't go there it's full of chavs and roadmen who will steal your shoes

Shelfield academy is a shithole

by ThePoseiden.1243 December 3, 2019

wings academy

School where a bunch of treeshes, babaz and want to be juju basketball players

Wings Academy Is Yo Juju Just Had Thirty On JQ .... Need To Get Like Him

by TheGuyzerr February 13, 2018

mount saint michael academy

All boys catholic school in The Bronx, NY. You'll find kinds skipping class and playing cee-lo (dice game) on campus. A lot of kids from Mount end up going to college however, because we do enough work just to skate by. We are all rowdy as fuck, and try to get bitches from Cardinal Spellman High School. Commonly referred as ''The Mount'' or ''Mount''

Person #1: I go to Mount Saint Michael Academy nigga
Person #2: Oh word? You play cee-lo?

by Lexi's man June 29, 2014

Central Valley Academy

Highly looked at school in the area merged within two towns. CVA is a beautiful school with new renovations happening all the time. Although the school is nice and the programs are amazing, the kids inside are not as great. There are a plethora of horse girls, confederate hicks, and nicotine addicts. It isn’t CVA without a banger filled with drugs and alcohol. Also, the group of kids who stand outside of the property smoking cigs. Teachers run from the school in packs quitting left and right. The girls are known to be thots and the boys are nothing great to look at. You’ll see balls filled with baggy sweatpants, spaghetti straps, crocs, cva windbreakers, confederate flag attire, and messy buns/mullets galore. The smell of hot Cheetos and BO waft through the halls as fights erupt in the cafeteria/classroom.

Oh your from Central Valley Academy you must be a thot

by skinnypenis0129 July 18, 2019

Amadeus Penn

B.J. Penn's brother Amadeus plays the upright bass in the band The Sadies and wears really, really nice jackets.

Damn, just look at Amadeus Penn's jacket. It's awesome.

by last_gunslinga July 3, 2010

academitzvah

A good academic deed, usually limited to a higher education context.

When Laurie helped her labmate Brett on his journal submission, it was a real academitzvah.

by BrentosTheFreshmaker November 17, 2011