American

To fuck your cousin while a big ass truck with a nice ass cold beer in one hand with a shotgun in the other

Cousin: What race are you?

Me: American bitch now come suck on this white dick

by Cousin Fucker 24/7 March 7, 2018

American

A person who eats corndogs and rides eagles.

Me: "Yo, you're an American?"
The Eagle behind the stranger: "CAW CAAAWW"

by That wee lad October 15, 2019

American

An American is a extremely obese man.

Hey look! Its an American!

by Fat Obama June 20, 2022

American

A person who is very obviously dumb while showing their ethnicity/beliefs as the best in the world.

They usually speak nonsence about vaccines,covid and or generally being an asshole to low-wage workers

Jenny: Vaccines cause autism and i wont vaccinate my kids because its my right! stop speaking to me in whatever language you are speaking to me! you need to be more educated.

John to Becky: Yup,she is an American alright.

by That Greek Dumbass August 29, 2022

American

The only type of people you can't make racist jokes about, people will laugh along with you on racist black jokes, asian jokes(etc)

Person A: makes slightly offensive American joke
Everyone: so.. you have chosen death

by mynameisirrevelant February 20, 2020

american

MASSIVE

Wow thats Massive HAHA i love football. i'm american!

by LOWWWWW August 1, 2021

American

They're like a Simpson show

The father's bald , fat and dumb looking And the last thing he will take care of is his brat son Bart.

guy1: What do you think of American's
guy2: They're like a Simpson's show.

by Bear-3 August 18, 2019