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Amazon Cop

A fake police officer (usually located in Florida) who purchases deceptive items from Amazon in order to fulfill a deeply rooted psychiatric desire for a false sense of superiority & control.
Amazon Cop: A suspect was detained for having red and blue flashing lights in his vehicle, while wearing a "Police issued" Police Halloween costume.
by Shellbacks Club🐢 April 13, 2023
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amazonic

Adj. Tall, strong, confident woman.

Like an Amazonian.
She towered above the others with her Amazonic presence.
by Toodles66 October 1, 2017
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Going Amazon

To unleash fury and rage to a doorbell camera when having to deliver packaged ordered by your delivery service.
"That door dash guy going amazon for having to bring me my 711 mini tacos."
by DaCookieMonstaa March 17, 2025
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Amazon Threesome

A threesome involving three women. Bonus points if they are all tall and muscular.
"Change the subject Stan."

"I don't know why you're so opposed to it. I wanna see an Amazon Threesome live, is that so wrong?"

"They're my sisters Stan!"
by Sassy Sass April 18, 2015
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amazoned

Person1: Hey Nice shoes, where did you buy them? Person2: Thanks , i amazoned them last week.
by KoroOW February 7, 2018
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Amazon Milk Frog

A type of arboreal frog native to the Amazon Rainforest that looks like he has a lil suit
Amazon Milk Frogs make great starter pets. Also, f r o g.
by gobeldigook August 22, 2023
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Amazon

Let me order socks off of Amazon.
by Winniespooh March 29, 2023
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