A fake police officer (usually located in Florida) who purchases deceptive items from Amazon in order to fulfill a deeply rooted psychiatric desire for a false sense of superiority & control.
Amazon Cop: A suspect was detained for having red and blue flashing lights in his vehicle, while wearing a "Police issued" Police Halloween costume.
by Shellbacks Club🐢 April 13, 2023

by Toodles66 October 1, 2017

To unleash fury and rage to a doorbell camera when having to deliver packaged ordered by your delivery service.
by DaCookieMonstaa March 17, 2025

"Change the subject Stan."
"I don't know why you're so opposed to it. I wanna see an Amazon Threesome live, is that so wrong?"
"They're my sisters Stan!"
"I don't know why you're so opposed to it. I wanna see an Amazon Threesome live, is that so wrong?"
"They're my sisters Stan!"
by Sassy Sass April 18, 2015

by KoroOW February 7, 2018

by gobeldigook August 22, 2023

A platform for online shopping
by Winniespooh March 29, 2023
