Aspyn

The Best Friend you could ever find....she is always caring and helpful.... She will never let you down...shes also in LOVE with STARBUCKS... But don't make her mad.....she can stay mad at you for 2 days...and then always come back to you.. you realize what a horrible mistake you made...and time by time she will miss you.....Aspyn is a long time friend that you need to hold on to....because you can't find anyone who will love you as much as Aspyn 💕

Best friend: I am so sorry I hurt you....its okay if you don't wanna be my friend anymore

Aspyn: who said I never wanna be friends with you.. I will never leave you

by GamerGirl78910 January 17, 2019

Alpine Skiing

A useless gravity sport whose athletes claim to train hard when in reality they do more smoking ganja and then training. The only sport where an athlete in season can smoke and drink and still do reasonable well. The sport takes skill but relatively no athleticism and could be consider a pussy sport since you either finish or you break your arm. A highly publicized sport where people go down a hill for 20 seconds and then wait in a line for the chairlift for 10 minutes.

Jimmy: Hey Earl you wanna go alpine skiing this weekend?

Earl: Fuck no mang, I ain't no pussy shit, i beez the real deal. Lets do a real sport. Like freestyle skiing.

by Charliemagnustwiceremoved May 10, 2009

Alpine Snowball

The act of a male ejaculating on a female's chest, then scooping it up into his mouth, proceeding to put it in her mouth. Resulting in a swallowing of the transfered cum.

Carolynn got Alpine Snowballed last night, and it wasn't even snowing.

by Jim Bob Sue October 27, 2009

Alpine Snowboot

The act of a male ejaculating on whatever footwear he is currently wearing and then kicking a woman in the face with said footwear

Sue: Did you see Betty's face?
Derek: Yeah, Jake gave her and alpine snowboot last night.

by Prof. McJavier October 30, 2011

Alpine, California

a small ass town somewhere by some random ass mountain kinda in san diego. if you're coming here then there is a good chance that a cow will be blocking the road. This town is full of snobby bitches. lol

Sarah: Where do you live?

Jake: Alpine, California!

Sarah: Oh, so you live on a ranch?

by Poopieforlyfe9876543 November 7, 2012

Alyndia

Alyndia is a bad ass bitch and gives no fucks, and is pretty and pussy is to good. She gets called a hoe cause haters gonna hate but they just mad that she can get dick anytime she want, snsnsnsn but Alyndia is smart and sweet and she don’t start problems for no reason.

Alyndia is the best bitch out there

by BbgBadBitch7520 March 13, 2018

Alwyn Mcavoy

Certified nonce

Oh look there’s Alwyn Mcavoy get away from him he’s a certified child predator.

by Alwyn Mcavoy October 4, 2020