barely alive ...pretty much just waiten to die

an old man's lament when asked how ya doin

how ya doin old man? barely alive ...pretty much just waiten to die.

by pussy bee October 28, 2019

I'm dead I'm dead I'm alive but I'm dead

Usually used by white girls who "just can't take it anymore Becky"

Susan-(fails a math test) "uh no"
Still Susan- " I'm dead I'm dead I'm alive but I'm dead
Susan once again- (high-pitched girl screams)
Starbucks around America die in horrible painfully slow deaths.

by Ateaphobia June 27, 2016

ill stick your arms in a blender and skin you alive

It means i love what you've done with your couch setup.

ill stick your arms in a blender and skin you alive

my penis is sad :(

Yeah i like strudel too

by meowu80u80 March 15, 2010

The only time I feel alive when I taste dick

In the song Coming Out Strong by Future Ft. The Weeknd, In the second verse future says “The only time I feel alive when I take it”. But people have recalled future saying the only time I feel alive when I taste dick implying that future likes pp and is gay lol (jkjk)

Person 1: *singing the song out loud* The only time I feel alive when I taste dick
Person 2: Bro what did you just say
Person 1: I swear its not what you think

by HitMyLineBbGurl;) January 4, 2021

Sexiest Human Alive

Brantley Hall

The sexiest human alive is Brantley Hall

by That bitch$ October 6, 2020

Wide alive

The act of being wide awake and still alive, combined into one phrase.
Made popular by a kid from Kansas who was playing Call of Duty: Resurgence with "OLDERWVLF" and "buttblaster420" on PlayStation 5 server

The gamer was bragging about being better than everyone and dropping the N bomb a lot to sound cool, when antagonized about his personality and play style , he got flustered and tried to proclaim he was wide awake at 3am on a Saturday and still alive ,but due to his nervousness , he uttered " I'm wide-alive!!"
When roasted about this incident he muted the lobby out of embarrassment and frustration.

Random gamer : cmon you guys are so bad at the game , get more points , cmon

OlderWvlf: man hush we are playing for fun and you aren't even that good , sounds like your sleeping over there, how many frags you got?
Random gamer: wtf!! Ughh what do you mean I'm WIDE ALIVEEE!!!!

by OlderWvlf July 15, 2024

Hottest man alive

Drew Starkey.

Me: Drew Starkey is so hot!!
Bestie: I know right! He is definitely the hottest man alive

by Lifevestmustash January 28, 2022