Alan

my dad, the most sarcastic person ever but hilarious and extremely annoying when he wants to be. also has a pretty good taste in music

he's so sarcastic and somewhat annoying yet im not annoyed with him

dude. he must be Alan

by ayethatone October 5, 2011

Alanah

She is a very indepented smart girl who is funny and a bit crazy. She can be rude to people who get on the wrong side of her. She is 100% commited to anything she puts her mind to. If you see a alanah become friends with her quick.

Oh bro look she is funny as must be an alanah

by Princessebabey May 30, 2018

alanic

Something that one might mistake for irony, but is actually not. Typically, a predictable worst-case scenario come to fruition. Named after Alanis Morrissette, who's song "Ironic" uses examples of "irony" that are not ironic -- e.g. rain on your wedding day.

Wow 10,000 spoons and all you need is a knife? That's ironic! No it's not -- it's alanic.

by Mojotronica July 15, 2004

Alainah

This chick is sexy af and sometimes will make you laugh. She's a total bro in a woman's body.

Dude 1: "Who's that hot chick eating all those corn dogs?"

Dude 2: "That's Alainah!"

Dude 1: "Damn, she's a total bro!"

by KSwag&DaBiddies August 22, 2016

Alana

The most amazing girl in the world, she is kind, preety, smart girl if you have alana as a freind/girlfreind you are lucky and every body knows that she will be a super star

Hey bro see that girl

Who that its my girl alana❤

by Urbansjunior October 3, 2017

Alan Colmes

1. Democratic voice of the show Fox News Channel show Hannity & Colmes, who really isn't much of a voice. He sits there and just get pummeled by his little douchebag, prick conservative counterpart.

2. Nutless, lack of gonads, No ballz.

Wow! That girl is beautiful, but I'm too Alan Colmes'd to talk to her.

by Scandar April 20, 2006

Alan Shearer

Best british player to grace the face of the earth.

Its Alan Shearer on the ball....its Shearer... GOAL!

by ReggyF September 6, 2008