so awkward

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oh my gosh, did you hear about ollie and martha in so awkward?”

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awkward cheese

yes, it's one of those "awkward hand motions". make a triangle with your hands as if they were a wedge of cheese.
cow 1: I love you
cow 2: ......

farmer walks in: *awkward cheese*
by awkwardturtlecheese15 August 31, 2011
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The Awkward Yawn

When one begins to feel awkward around a group of people and gives a little yawn when approaching the group possibly as an effort to pass time. For example, when you walk on to an elavator with a group of random people. 8 person parties. random car rides.
That guy in the car totally gave the awkward yawn earlier.
by Kyle McDouche July 02, 2009
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Awkward Partridge

Following an awkward moment or conversation, one stands up abruptly from a seated position, and tunefully sings " and a partridge in a pear tree" . To the tune of "12 days of Christmas" (popular Christmas song). The song must be accompanied by awkward flailing and flapping of ones arms at eye level or higher. The moment is completed when one abrubtly drops back into their seat.

In the event of one standing up to begin with, one must sit on the floor quickly, leap up to perfrom the 'awkward partridge' and drop back to a cross legged position on the floor.
Man - (gets down on one knee) 'Will you marry me?'
Woman - 'errr..........do I know you?'
Man - (abruptly leaps up) '....and a partridge in a pear treeee' and sits back down.
Woman - "Awkward Partridge" !
by ILoveChickenBagels November 15, 2011
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Awkward

by Ash sik November 14, 2010
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awkward meep

The awkward meep is used in situations where everyone in a loud room suddenly gets quiet, and starts to look around in awkwardness. A person will then say "meep meep", like a roadrunner saying "beep beep". This will break the tension of the awkward silence in the classroom, and bring happiness and laughter. The peace is restored again.
*loud laughter/conversations in a room*

*few minutes later*.....
..
...
....
*becomes quiet*
guy1: *looks around*
guy2: *looks around*
guy3: *looks around*
guy4: ".... meep meep"

everyone: "LOL AWKWARD MEEP"

*and the peace is restored*
by the meeptastic numba two March 28, 2009
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awkward squid

Much like the awkward turtle, the awkward squid is performed during an awkward moment. It is done by placing the tips of the fingers of the right hand on the back of the left hand. The fingers of the left hand then contract like a squid's tentacles and the hands are brought back together three times.
Person 1: Dude, last night was awesome, I got so trashed.
Person 2: Yeah man, me too.
Person 3 enters: Well, I just ate my own poop.
Person 1 & 2: ... (awkward squid is performed)
by Eric Wu May 16, 2007
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