Andres

Guy who makes bad jokes that sound similar to dad jokes. Thinks he's "hip" but is actually just dumb and funny. Takes major L's daily.

Guy 1-"you know what comes before physical strength? herpes."
Guy 2-"bro that was such an andres joke get out"

by Boneappleteeth November 26, 2016

Andres

Extremely tall and sexy Mexican man with a schlong that can destroy mountains.

Check out that Andres.

by allquip October 23, 2014

Andres

My son..the love of my life.... tqm papito...

my son Andres is Beautiful and so Amazing..

by Familia DPM March 24, 2010

Andre

Andre Is the best person alive he gets all the girls he is so nice he always knows how to cheer someone up he will know how you are felling always a Andre is strong mentally and mostly physically the are good at any sport the try and are also great leaders.

I was walking down the street and there was this Andre looking guy he was so handsome

by www.wikapedia.com January 8, 2019

Andres

An amazingly handsome guy. His smile can make you feel some type of way. He can be a pain in the ass and be a dick but in the end always apologizes. If you have an andres in your life keep him close and never let him go. His kisses are soft and sweet. There is no one like him. He can sometimes drive you crazy and make you wanna stab him buttttt in the end you got to love him.

"I met this guy he is so handsome and sweet but he drives me crazy!"

"Girl he must be an andres!"

by Raylene5827 March 8, 2017

Andres

Cutest guy you'll meet. Features: Tall,athletic body, very interesting, active and passionate. Awesome kisser. Stylish. Could be very arrogant but backs it up and most of the time he'll vote himself the best

Man andres is my idol, i wish i had as much girls as him.

by Realist Dicationary March 20, 2017

Andres

Name usually given to a male. He is tall, dark, handsome, and is usually around 7in on a bad day. He always be pullon bitches and fucked everyone you know (even the guys but no-homo). He is also funny as fuck. His hobbies consist of cyberbullying bisexual women and gay men, beating the fuck outta his dick till his leg goes numb, and fucking bitches.

Female: OMG, Andres' dick is sooo big that I can't even recognize my pussy anymore ;)
Female #2: UGH! I wanted to fuck him but he said I was too ugly! Im gonna fucking KMS!

by FACTS 101 April 14, 2017