alfie

doing absoolutely fucking nothing

Person 1 : im just watching youtube at home
Person 2 : you’re doing an alfie

by Big Lampost August 15, 2020

Alfie Tran

A term to describe someone with a long, girthy, veiny, black penis. Someone that will not hesitate to slap you across the mouth with his cock.

Oh, that alfie tran last night dug up my insides like an ice cream scoop! My gosh

by Dumpring Soup August 20, 2020

Alfie

Alfie is a short tempered and short minded person. But he makes up for it in his pants with hi 44 inch cock.

Ned: ayo Alfie your looking extra small today
Alfie: I’m two foot but I could still fuck your bitch

by Wild daddy 778 September 19, 2020

Alfie

A sexy bloke

Damm, that’s guys as sexy as an Alfie!

by ClutchAstros September 27, 2020

alfie

someone i loved who didn’t even like me at all but still talked to me everyday

person: don’t be such an alfie

by Kacy bird July 8, 2022

Alfie Turner

Alfie Turner is a very small man with a massive penis , some would say ginormous

“Holy shit look Alfie Turner’s massive wang”

by JackMate July 9, 2022

Alfie

W human being very POGGIES

Alfie is POGGIES as hell

by HECKER.MAN July 21, 2022