chubby penguin

When your dick is sort of hard but you can't achieve a full erection because it's too cold out.

Dude, Mary and I were totally going to fuck in the back seat but it's January and I was sporting a total chubby penguin.

by MOCHammer August 8, 2016

Angry Penguin

A female is performing oral sex on a male. Just when he is about to "get there" she gets up and walks away, leaving him alone, aroused, with pants around his ankles. The male waddles after the female like a Angry Penguin.

Susie gave Ted the Angry Penguin treatment for Donkey Punching her last week.

by The Ocho 8 May 25, 2006

Penguin Milk

A popular drink born and pioneered by Sir William Terror out of Richmond, Virginia.

This mighty elixir can be only be made in the heart of a Denny's. First, one must order a Pacific Chiller. Then, add a coffee creamer (or two, if preferred) and stir thoroughly.

"Dude, why are you putting creamer in your drink?"
"PENGUIN MILK, MOTHERFUCKER!"

by Vais October 29, 2011

My Penguin

The Person you want to spend the rest of your life with, your soulmate.

From a Pon and Zi commic:

"Did you know that when a penguin finds his/her soulmate, they stay together for the rest of their lives?"

"...Will you be My Penguin?"

by ChaoticallyJo March 5, 2009

penguin boy

a boy who loves penguins

Person 1: Did you see henry? His aim background and cellphone wallpaper is of penguins.
Person 2: yeah hes a penguin boy.

by woopsey October 20, 2011

Penguin Method

Allowing an(y) other person to try something potentially harmful before yourself.

When everyone wanted to light themselves on fire, I went for the Penguin Method.

by Th3fallenking December 26, 2008

penguin cum

The cum of a penguin error

Penguin: *cums*
PenguinError: THE POWER OF PENGUIN CUM!!!!

by CommitDeletus August 20, 2020