holy mess

Version of holy crap that is used by me and my friends.

Holy mess did you see that girl's purse? It was so ugly!

by TaLk-O-hOLiC March 15, 2005

chess mess

A complicated chess position.

I'm in chess mess now.

by Ereck Flowers November 7, 2018

Birthday Mess

The remaints of a good birthday. Tons of wrapping paper, ribbons and presents scattered all over a table or the ground.

Mom: Son!!!!! Clean up your birthday mess!!

Son: In a minute!

by NewWords007 September 12, 2010

Manager Mess

When something is nearly perfect and management decides it's a terrible mess anyway

Employee 1: alright almost done. I'll be finished in 5, 4, 3, 2,
Manager: This is terrible, look at this mess!
Employee 1: where is this mess she's complaining about?
Employee 2: there it is, it's a manager mess

by Chowda The Great December 9, 2013

Mess #1

A state that only one person can reach after consuming alcohol.
The point of no return - 'Mess'
The 'Mess' stage takes control of persons body movements and brain functions, subjects have been known to body pop and crave Subside.

Common quotes:
'Subside will be unreal i promise'
'Your a good looking lad'
'Im a zulu, warrior'
MESS #1

by Doctor123 February 11, 2013

hot mess

Term of endearment to imply someone is hot while “me” is repeating the words “say something” silently to themselves, in hopes that the mythical words will suddenly come to mind that will grant “me” a chance with them.

Oh hey do you know the direction to the office I’m here for an interview. *blank stare* Are you ok? *say something, say something* UwU hot mess

by MadPseudoScientist August 18, 2022

wonderful mess

someone who is very outgoing, all over the place, spontaneous, a big jokester, and easy to love

Jennifer Lawrence is a wonderful mess

by whateveridec March 14, 2014