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There's a Hole in the Bucket

A parody of the song, "If You're Happy and You Know It".
♫ There's a hole in the bucket clap your feet (THUD THUD), ♫
♫ There's a hole in the bucket clap your feet (THUD THUD), ♫
♫ There's a hole in the bucket you just wanna say o fuck it ♫
♫ There's a hole in the bucket clap your feet (THUD THUD)! ♫

♫ There's a hole in the bucket stomp your hands (SLAP SLAP), ♫
♫ There's a hole in the bucket stomp your hands (SLAP SLAP), ♫
♫ There's a hole in the bucket and you really wanna fuck it ♫
♫ There's a hole in the bucket stomp your hands (SLAP SLAP)! ♫
by Telephony June 24, 2015
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When a guy agrees to his group of friends that he’ll let an ugly girl suck his dick. After the boy gets his dick sucked, the group of friends owe him 40 bucks and half a subway sandwich of any kind.
Bro, Bobby totally just pulled a 40 bucks and half a subway sandwich! Definitly wasn’t worth it.
by TookOneForTheTeam July 24, 2018
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Bucket Got A Hole In It

Late 60s/ early 70s slang for "cuckolded."

"You better check your bucket" meant "I think your girlfriend's cheating on you, dude."
Is your bucket got a hole in it, fellas?
Now lemme tell you/ how you can check:

When your kisses fail to move her,
And your rap don't seem to groove her,
When your touch don't turn her on,
Fellas, as sure as you're born,

Your bucket got a hole in it.

"Check Your Bucket" - Eddie Bo
by kickyfast December 21, 2007
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Buckwheat In a Leglock

A VERY hairy mass of dark pubic hair. Can be used for a man or a woman.
HOLY CRAP! Is that Buckwheat in a leglock, or has it just been awhile since you trimmed? Seventies porn is like Buckwheat in a leglock!
by Slagothor February 29, 2008
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Shove it up your bucket with a meathook

A strongly worded disparaging phrase showing distaste or disgust with a person or that person's ideas.
He asked me back to his place, but I told him, "shove it up your bucket with a meathook!"
by Boston_Mama March 5, 2009
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Wetter than a 5gal. bucket of water

Pussy that gushes so much it feels like your dick went swimming in a 5gal. bucket of water.
Man everytime we have sex she gets wetter than a 5gal. bucket of water!
by Chasin Fantasies July 20, 2021
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buckwheat in a headlock

taking down a girls pants to find an incredible mass of pubic hair
Mike was getting ready to go down on Amber. He pulled down her pants and told her that it looks like you have buckwheat in a headlock down here.
by Cramerica Industries January 10, 2007
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