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veiner gobbler

Some one who performs fellatio. This would be said of a German who sucks dick. Or if you are German it sounds funny if you refer to someone like this. Must be pronounced in a German accent.
Erik: Is she good veiner gobbler?
Jordan: Whoa, you just arrived in America and you can already tell who sucks dick!? Amazing
by remT October 19, 2007
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Cum Gobbler

An individual, male or female, he finds much enjoyment in the injestion of semen and/or seminal fluids. Usually used as an insult.
by Throbbin P. Ness June 19, 2006
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suicide gobbler

a woman who will NOT stop giving head. "enough is enough, stop right now." no - a suicide gobbler will go on and on and on and on
trevor thought he was so lucky pulling thunderthighs 'till he discovered she was a suicide gobbler
by theWestHamfan November 22, 2003
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Dommy gobbler

A person who drinks the contents of used condoms
He's a real dommy gobbler drinking the contents of used condoms he finds on the beach
by Kevin Andrews 666 October 6, 2018
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lolly gobbler

A paedophile, particularly one who lures his victims from "picture perfect" suburban neighbourhoods.
Those three kids got snatched by a particularly vile lolly gobbler yesterday.
by findsam September 3, 2006
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Peach Gobbler

Scott and Brett are total peach gobblers..
by ANDY PILLOWPANTS May 13, 2016
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Cobble Gobbler

A Cobble Gobbler is a cycling superfan or one who lingers around the team bus of a professional cycling team during the Spring Classic races. The Cobble Gobbler differs from the traditional Chamois Sniffer in that they are only interested in the Spring Classic "hard men".
I was at the Roubaix Velodrome for the race finish and couldn't believe the number of Cobble Gobblers hanging around the entrance to the locker rooms. Those people have no shame.
by Asshat Kornhole January 7, 2015
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