douche

an over used term to insult someone

Guy 1: hows it going?

Guy 2: your a douche

by tree tree tree123 November 15, 2009

douche

A useless human, typically male, entity acting to further the patriarchy, either intentionally or unintentionally.

The guy who messaged me on Tinder turned out to be a douche, imagine that!

by annadoes March 28, 2016

Douche

Someone who wears "big label belts" while taking pictures with items such as champagne, or slutty girls. Typically characterized as "too cool."

"I saw a lot of douches at the club last night."

by caffcoi November 28, 2013

Douche

Some one who is a total asshole , the kind of person that would cheat on their girlfriend after they knocked her up

I can't believe he called you a fat whore!
your pregnant and its his fault!
Hes such a douche!

by Alexandra Nicole June 24, 2009

Douche'

dou·ché
do͞oˈSHā/
exclamation: douché

(in fencing) used as an acknowledgment of a hit to one's opponent, who happens to be a douche.
used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point made at one's expense (who happens to be a douche) by another person.

Walking to my car after work this evening. A group of 4 young dudes walks up to the crosswalk the same time I do. As we wait I hear them chatting among themselves. One turns to me and says "nice hair. Did ur mom fuck a smurf?". To which his buddies laugh. Without missing a beat I look at him, smile, and say "nice face. Did ur mom fuck a horse?" His buddies literally double over howling with laughter. "Douche'!!"

by ForgingGraphemes September 9, 2016

douche

the word you type in after you have found out that you have misspelt it as doosh.

"I'm a retard and I cant spell worth shit! Doosh, douche, it's all the same to me!"

by LaneB June 11, 2006

Douche Brand Douche

It is a company that sells douches...

Do they?

The Douche Brand Douche!

by UrbanConqueror September 20, 2017