to violently remonstrate against someones stupidity in a controlled environment (like the office) by banging ones fists on their chair or body whilst standing above and behind them
Michael was furious at Eddie's stupidity and came out of his office and gave him the fucking best donkey kong that he has in years
by Macktown July 15, 2018
Get the donkey kongmug. 
a person behaving like a donkey, making donkey noises or just a person that is generally being a senseless human
by plattendreher March 15, 2012
Get the donkeying aroundmug. Much like the concept of the common donkey punch. When performing anal sex with your spouse, upon ejaculation, one must roll the spouse onto her front and engage in a crossface. This must be timed to perfection, so that when ejaculation occurs, your spouse shrieks in pain and taps out. When performed right, unmatched pleasure will occur. This is best not to be practiced during a threesome, as during the crossface struggle, your spouse may tag in the third member of the party, who will unleash havoc on you. This must only be applied on a real woman, as this procedure is not for the feint of hearted.
Hey Jason, Cassandra told me she has a stiff neck! what happened last night?
Man she was being lazy, so i gave her the donkey crossface! Bitchin'
Man she was being lazy, so i gave her the donkey crossface! Bitchin'
by Trashy Poo! February 15, 2010
Get the Donkey Crossfacemug. by The Alaskan and the Indian April 23, 2021
Get the Shaving the donkeymug. A girl who you bang behind the dumpster at your local bar. After you're finished you proceed inside to drink more beer.
by joeyballz November 25, 2015
Get the slob donkeymug. (Student to the nerd of the class after he corrected the teacher):*sigh* you are such a Genius Donkey...
by Qwantum January 7, 2010
Get the Genius Donkeymug.