December 9th

National beat up Lazar day.

Lazar is an annoying nipple biter.
Only kids who go to a certain school can participate in this.

Dude do you hear it's December 9th.

by Waxks December 8, 2021

July 9th

july 9th is national ask a girl out

ex

boy:hey it’s july 9th yk what that means

girl:no what dose it mean
boy:will you be my girlfriend

by hotterthanurmom November 3, 2021

August 9th

Haiji towa hate day

Did you hear it's August 9th.
Oh yeah it's haiji towa hate day!

by annneeee August 3, 2021

December 9th

National leave your girl on read day

Bsf he left me on open

Did you not know today is December 9th?

by Toxic shit December 9, 2020

September 9th

Kiss a lesbian with pink hair day

Basically someone should kiss me this Friday which is September 9th🧍🏽

by Your mom’s side hoe September 6, 2022

May 9th

National give your bf super risky head in the drum closet day

Dude it’s may 9th. I’m definitely getting some slop

by Billthebest568 May 9, 2022

May 9th

National Goku day! Global Goku day, 5/9 (Go Ku)

May 9th
Him: "dont be disappointed in me"
Her" "why?"
Him: "it's global goku day-"

by Candi Kane May 9, 2022