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December 9th

An amazing Sagittarius' birthday! Or for some reason now an Ophiuchus, like wtf NASA?
by KatieKlutz November 30, 2020
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December 9th

December 9th is National A’s Kiss Day. This day anyone who’s name starts with an A have to kiss each other or at least flirt with one another.
*girl with a name kisses boy with a name*
A named Boy: what was that for?
A named Girl: its December 9th, National A’s Kiss day!
by watermelon_pie December 7, 2020
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December 9th

On this day, any man that is over the age of 5, is required by US federal law 16.8.00.3 to give glizzy gluck 3000 to any other male (doesn’t have to be human). Only exclusion is that it can’t be male.
“Yo it’s december 9th!”
“Imma glizzy gluck my turtle hbu?”
“maybe just the cockroach i killed yesterday
by Chlorinated_diplomat December 9, 2020
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December 9th

Bsf he left me on open

Did you not know today is December 9th?
by Toxic shit December 9, 2020
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December 9th

December 9th overwrites December 10th's "national discord mod day."
random, "December 10th is national discord mod day, that means yall get muted for a day." You, "Actually, yesterday was December 9th, which means today is canceled, and we don't get muted."
by Propqnvity December 9, 2020
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January 9th

It's the day whey you can force your male friends to buy you nutella
Kate: I want that nutella buy it to me
Adam: why the fuck should I?
Kate: cuz izt's january 9th dumbass
by Nyshida December 17, 2020
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February 9th

a person born on February 9th gets railed by and person of their choice
person 1: hey it’s February 9th
person 2: omfg ...
person 1: come over right now
person 2: im on my way
by musterious February 6, 2021
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