July 9th

national kill andre day

Andre: oh hi there friend
You: stfu😐
Andre: what?

You: *starts blazing guns* happy national kill andre day

Andre: *dead bc it's July 9th*

by Booty liccer July 6, 2021

November 9th

November 9th is celebration to celebrate to finest people’s birthday.
Also, it’s kiss someone on there cheek, slap ass, grab ass, hug, grab dick, sit on someone, and hold hands day.

jack- “Hey, it’s november 9th, i’mma grab jessica’s ass.”

luke- “Go for it dude!”

by Notyours.PERIODT October 23, 2019

May 9th

The day a kind funny shy cute boy was born if your born may 9th your really lucky

Did you hear he’s born may 9th that’s a keeper he’s the most special boy.

by Octobergirl4 October 23, 2019

march 9th 2004

When a QUEEN was born!!!✨😍

March 9th 2004 has the most beautiful girl😍✨

by its.keeraa January 14, 2018

April 9th

National fuck a friend Day

Joshua:Hey Vanessa ,it’s april 9th.Get ready and let’s fuck !

by Fredswag1491 March 31, 2021

September 9th

you're really generic, you have the most common birthday

i'm born on September 9th

you think harry styles is cute don't you

yep

by ‎ May 6, 2020

June 9th

Aka 6/9 is national thotty day. Thots all around the world strut their stuff and show the guys what they missin’

Gurllll whatchu wearing on June 9th? It’s national thotty day.

by radboss#1 November 14, 2018