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May 9th

Kiss your boyfriend! Just kiss him on the lips to show him you love him!
Yo go kiss him
Ok
Wait your not gonna say anything about it
No
Your supposed to say why and I’m supposed to say its May 9th you know what never mind you screwed it up already
by writerperson69 May 4, 2022
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August 9th

August 9th is the day leaders are born, not just any leaders, the most compassionate and kind leaders.

Females born on this day are sweet, generous, strong and very kind, always look good and will age like fine wine.
Bossy, strong and attractive women are born on August 9th.
Man born on this day are strong, determined and very attractive, they are the definition of a faithful man.
If someone is born on this day and their name starts with the letter E, they will be very successful and loved by many.

Those born on this day will be challenged but they will succeed no matter what.
Person 1: hey when is the boss birthday?

Person 2: Eloisa was born on August 9th

Person 1: she is such a great leader.

Person 1 : The boss lady is very attractive huh?

Person 2: yeah, she was born on August 9th

Person 1: makes sense.
by Thetruthwill setyoufree July 23, 2022
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December 9th

National beat up Lazar day.

Lazar is an annoying nipple biter.
Only kids who go to a certain school can participate in this.
Dude do you hear it's December 9th.
by Waxks December 8, 2021
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July 9th

july 9th is national ask a girl out
ex

boy:hey it’s july 9th yk what that means

girl:no what dose it mean
boy:will you be my girlfriend
by hotterthanurmom November 3, 2021
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May 9th

Ella: It's may 9th national text your crush day *texts crush*
Jake: Wait why did you text me
by Anonymous7694 May 9, 2021
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January 9th

It's the day whey you can force your male friends to buy you nutella
Kate: I want that nutella buy it to me
Adam: why the fuck should I?
Kate: cuz izt's january 9th dumbass
by Nyshida December 17, 2020
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May 9th

National Him A Booty Pic Day

Make his day with a booty pic :)
Omg it’s May 9th, I have to send him a booty pic
by mxj April 28, 2022
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