August 5th

A divine Feminine with a heart of gold was born

August 5th, Nature created a wonderful serendipity

by Just'Griffen August 4, 2022

August 5th

Beat the shit out of your sister.

Hey its August 5th imma go beat my sister to death.

by saturnXD August 5, 2022

September 5th

Get $20 from your older sibling

It's September 5th give me my money!

by Iamreal.right September 5, 2022

September 5th

Your girlfriend has to say yes to everything

Babe do you know what date it is?
It's September 5th and it says on that day you have to say yes to everything.
Babe will you go to the store for me?
Yea baby

by ThreshTheBest September 5, 2022

May 5th

National Get Naked Day

Dude, she just got naked
Why?
Because it’s May 5th

by benj4min May 5, 2022

February 5th

every bad bitch was born on this day

Person 1: damn she finee

Person 2: was she born on February 5th?

Person 1: uh no

Person 2: then she not all that…

by zero_was_hooked January 16, 2022

November 5th

National feel sad/depressed day on this day you can let anything out it’s your day :)
<3

“Damn why are you so sad today?”

“Haven’t you heard it’s November 5th?”

by IconicLegend69 November 3, 2021