Someone who likes to leave you on read while smoking weed. But they are the second guy that you have liked with the same name so it's there second chance. But they skate so that's more important than hoco. They say they like you but also like at lot of girls and a lot of girls like them. They have to be a little over confident.
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Get the Vox 2.0 mug.An insidious fictional country run by the mega corporation QDR (Queried, Developed, Revolutionized). The president is a mascot of the country while corporations have more leverage in politics. The senate is highly corrupted and bribed by QDR to impose the most draconian laws even worse than of North Korea.
On the 2nd of every month, Perijstocia unleashes a torrent of secret police cronies to inspect the streets for cleanliness. if the police spot even a single crack on the road or a miniscule piece plastic, everyone in adjacent blocks are punished as well as their entire lineage.
QDR is also hypocritical as fuck because they orchestrate terrorist attacks against their own citizens to blame minorities. Perijstocia is a xenophobic state that artificially prolongs wars for centuries just to spite the minorities.
Schools are a weapon of control since children are expected to not believe what they feel nor see. Teachers often teach kids that whatever they see (whether a "prosperous" city or fireworks or anything), children believe in fact that whatever they're seeing is fake and that their brains are tricking them.
What's hilarious is that Perijstocia is heavily reliant of Azortozhan electricity and Khian electronics where Perijstocia pays 500,000,000$ a month to Azortozha for electricity. Perijstocia's power grids are so ass that they blackout every 2 hours. QDR says they created revolutionary technologies while not acknowledging their reliance on Khia for chips and R&D.
On the 2nd of every month, Perijstocia unleashes a torrent of secret police cronies to inspect the streets for cleanliness. if the police spot even a single crack on the road or a miniscule piece plastic, everyone in adjacent blocks are punished as well as their entire lineage.
QDR is also hypocritical as fuck because they orchestrate terrorist attacks against their own citizens to blame minorities. Perijstocia is a xenophobic state that artificially prolongs wars for centuries just to spite the minorities.
Schools are a weapon of control since children are expected to not believe what they feel nor see. Teachers often teach kids that whatever they see (whether a "prosperous" city or fireworks or anything), children believe in fact that whatever they're seeing is fake and that their brains are tricking them.
What's hilarious is that Perijstocia is heavily reliant of Azortozhan electricity and Khian electronics where Perijstocia pays 500,000,000$ a month to Azortozha for electricity. Perijstocia's power grids are so ass that they blackout every 2 hours. QDR says they created revolutionary technologies while not acknowledging their reliance on Khia for chips and R&D.
bitch: hey fuckface, we got perijstocia 2.0 and it just summarizes perijstocia perfectly!
fuckface: damn, i bet even george orwell would think this is worse than 1984
bitch: you're damn right
fuckface: damn, i bet even george orwell would think this is worse than 1984
bitch: you're damn right
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Jake: Apperantly it's not a pay-to-win anymore. Men now can get multiple orgasm. Sperm count on/off switch. Oh and also removed std bugs.
Rob: very cool!
Jake: Apperantly it's not a pay-to-win anymore. Men now can get multiple orgasm. Sperm count on/off switch. Oh and also removed std bugs.
Rob: very cool!
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"Dude did you hear about the kid who jacked off in my shoes before soccer practice?"
"Sounds like a maxtard 2.0"
"Sounds like a maxtard 2.0"
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Get the Maxtard 2.0 mug.A term used in the very niche community of medical malpractice victims. It stands for “providence trauma and stress disorder” because providence is a major healthcare network known for malpractice.
Me: *working at a non Providence hospital blocks away from a providence one.*
Me: “So what’s your opinion on providence, they overdosed me once cause they dosed my meds in the wrong unit of measurement, then called the cops on me when I threatened to sue and tried to frame me for first degree assault.”
Patient: “funny little story you got there, they amputated the wrong fucking leg.”
Patient 2: “yeah but did they kill your daughter? No? Stfu with your pussy stories.”
Patient 3: “hate to eavesdrop but the only reason I came here was cause providence gave me the wrong blood type after my accident, it’s actually a miracle I’m alive because they laughed at me.”
Patient 4: “okay okay but are you guys the ones with brain cancer? No, they kept saying my MRIs were normal then laughed like 4 weeks later and were like “haha it’s a prank.”
Me: “damn, PTSD 2.0 victims need a fucking support group.”
Me: “So what’s your opinion on providence, they overdosed me once cause they dosed my meds in the wrong unit of measurement, then called the cops on me when I threatened to sue and tried to frame me for first degree assault.”
Patient: “funny little story you got there, they amputated the wrong fucking leg.”
Patient 2: “yeah but did they kill your daughter? No? Stfu with your pussy stories.”
Patient 3: “hate to eavesdrop but the only reason I came here was cause providence gave me the wrong blood type after my accident, it’s actually a miracle I’m alive because they laughed at me.”
Patient 4: “okay okay but are you guys the ones with brain cancer? No, they kept saying my MRIs were normal then laughed like 4 weeks later and were like “haha it’s a prank.”
Me: “damn, PTSD 2.0 victims need a fucking support group.”
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