A guy who cheats on his girlfriend often with the ugliest, dirtiest, homeless, nastiest hoe he can find. He does this to prove his conquesting ability because he's too old and ugly to find a decent looking chick that resembles being of the human species.
Person 1:
Tommy is such a hag fucker, did you see the last hideous broad he fucked?
Person 2: Yeah that bitch makes coyote ugly look good!
Tommy is such a hag fucker, did you see the last hideous broad he fucked?
Person 2: Yeah that bitch makes coyote ugly look good!
by Ladysea January 24, 2013
Get the Hag Fucker mug.An incredibly hard stool, which is almost impossible to pass. So called either because it could only have been caused by witchcraft, or because it is so painful to expel that the sufferer’s face is contorted into a permanent grimace.
I barely slept - I was up all night with aching guts, trying to push out a massive hag-stone. I'll have to go to my GP if the suppositories don't shift it.
by DOGMAD June 28, 2018
Get the Hag-stone mug.Slang for an informal get-together of close female friends whereas they staunchly agree to attend without any makeup or styling their hair and they tend to show up in their most comfy sweats.
Sometimes there is that one vanity-driven person who comes waltzing in to hag night who has clearly broken the firm but unspoken rules requiring no primping and it is sadly something that keeps this socially maladroit person from any possible future invitations to hag nights.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 7, 2023
Get the hag night mug.A sickled hag is a prune like biped organism with the sickly features of an old wrinkly hag; old people.
Chauncey: Look at that sickled hag over there funnel feeding herself a warm sack of pudding!
Consuela: What? No, that's my grandma....
Consuela: What? No, that's my grandma....
by joshymcnugget June 30, 2014
Get the sickled hag mug.1st generation and 2nd generation fandoms are widely knows as hag fandom even though the fandoms consists of people from different age groups
A: That hag fandom is here
B: Who?
C: that super junior fandom called elf's found my tweets HELPDHHGHJJ
B: Who?
C: that super junior fandom called elf's found my tweets HELPDHHGHJJ
by Kyupengkyu June 6, 2021
Get the Hag fandom mug.a bunch of evil bitches surrounding a guy in persecution or persuasion ... also used for the jason movie sound chi chi chi agh agh agh push someone towards intent to kill oneself or brain fuck them...
used in colonial times to present
used in colonial times to present
The hag circle surrounded charlie in order to get him to join their cult and be grand master of their vaginas.
Charlie would never give in he will always be a free spirit ninja and fuck who ever he pleases.
Charlie would never give in he will always be a free spirit ninja and fuck who ever he pleases.
by maskerbator September 1, 2011
Get the hag circle mug.A 40's plus female lifetime smoker who coughs all the time, has a raspy voice, and is typically thinning and prematurely wrinkled.
by million-year-man November 9, 2012
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