lying nigel

the cunt who even lies when asked the time
lying nigel counts to a billion
by mrs tosser August 06, 2025
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Nigel

A "Nigel" is someone that has a hair cut that looks like Nigel's haircut, the evil bird in Rio.
Yo bro you're "tchass" is so bwi
Yeah bro you are Nigel
by user45756278646563 November 02, 2023
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Nigel

The definition of Lover, the sweetest, sexiest, most charming and horny boy around. A man every girl can not resist
Friend 1: “Did you see Nigel today”
Friend 2: “Ugh do you mean that walking Sex symbol??”
Friend 1: “Yeah that’s the one ;)”
by dreamer20015 August 13, 2020
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Nigel

(n.) A male who is a non-local muscular bimbo
A: Hi! can you show me the way to the gym supplements store? I want to buy some protein powder.
B: You are such a Nigel.
by Lnmb January 06, 2019
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NIGEL AND MARMALADE

The best crackshow ever. You can find it on youtube.

There's also the bastard bird, Marmalade the doghorsething, Nigel the tiny wizard. He's kind of stupid but cute.
Marmalade shows no emotion.
Me: I love Nigel and Marmalade.
Sangwoo: You mean salad fingers?
Me: how tf did you get here
by Haru-Official February 14, 2024
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Nigel

The act of screwing something up beyond recognition or redemption. To horrifically deviate from your original objective so badly that it leaves others strangely obsessed by the persons ineptitude
Oh man...you really Nigelled that up! YI mean you seriously f***** that up. You've gone to Paris without the keys to the flat.
by George7788 January 10, 2025
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Nigelism

A disease that cause a person craving on poop. Anyone under 13 years old could get this disease if they drink strong coffee.
This kid got nigelism because he ate a bag of Italian coffee, now he never wash his butt when pooping because he eats the poop coming from him.
by ChloeVV October 06, 2021
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