fucking Hopeless - when you've been going out with a girl named Hope and she starts cutting you off below the waist, then your best friend tells you that she found a guy with a bigger dick, a nicer car, more money and who eats her out until she comes three or four times before he even thinks about asking for a blowjob, you realize you are fucking Hopeless.
"I called her grandmother up on her landline and she said the little slut ain't home, she's probably out fucking that good looking guy with a nice car lots of money and all those sores on his tongue, I guess you're fucking Hopeless. Too bad, I liked you. Want to come over and pump a hot load in my ass for sympathy? Bring a pack of camels and pint of gin if you do."
by Handcuffmonkfish November 30, 2020

by speaks the real truth April 30, 2021

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by Mr. Venter June 4, 2022

If you know Jesse H. And you have had the pleasure of being his friend then you know. There's only one person who will know this from here on out so you will never find out. But.... You can also fuck around and find out if you disrespect jesses friends or family. And it ain't pretty. So I suggest you don't fuck around to find out!
Kristy- he had me at fuck around and I surely found out. I'm a lifer now :)
Dude #1- I got this black eye from Jesse H. I had to fuck around and find out. My bad!!
Dude #1- I got this black eye from Jesse H. I had to fuck around and find out. My bad!!
by F$ckaround&f$nd@utjdh October 27, 2023

by Kswan1006 April 7, 2020
