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I'm not that green

A jawn : my name ..... duh
A jawn: duh not my last name tho cuz folks be playin to much

Folk: I'm not that green ( I'm not that petty )
by A jawn April 17, 2017
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Fuck this shit i'm out

when you are alive and dont like it.
Parent after 2 years: Hows life treating you
You and your mind: Fuck this shit i'm out.
by Shizuki is hot daddy March 19, 2021
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I'm gonna fuck this bitch!

Said by The Naked Ninja aka"James Cameron" before pissing himself performing a rolling cartwheel.This celebration of excitement due to the release of his movie Avatar: The Way Of Water, will be remembered for years to come.
by BoyzB4measure11 July 20, 2023
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I'm not a therapist

the nicest excuse to make when you don't care how you feel.
"I'm not a therapist" is not a helpful response to the person you're saying it to. They know you are not a therapist, but at the same time, it doesn't take one to validate their feelings. It only takes 2-3 minutes.
by Teslarossa August 29, 2023
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Where's the thing I'm hiding

Retard "Where's the thing I'm hiding?"

Hym "If I don't get the credit and the money I'm killing a child and if you aren't actively trying to get me those 2 things you care just as little about the child's life as I do."

Retard "Yeah but where's the thing I'm hiding?"

Hym "No. If I don't get the credit and the money I'm killing a child and if you aren't actively trying to get me those 2 things you care just as little about the child's life as I do."

Retard "You gotta tell me where the thing I'm hiding is or else I don't believe you."

Hym "Hey. Heyhey. If I don't get the credit and the money I'm killing a child and if you aren't actively trying to get me those 2 things you care just as little about the child's life as I do."

Retard "..... But where's the thing I'm hiding?"

Hym "If I don't get the credit and the money I'm killing a child and if you aren't actively trying to get me those 2 things you care just as little about the child's life as I do. I'm just going to kill a child."
by Hym Iam July 14, 2025
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Just doing it because I'm doing it

Nope! Nope rat faced coachrach. You look like more of a pedophile than I do asmond. If you held up a picture of ME and you held up a picture of you and you ask people who didn't know either of us... Who would the picture out as a pedophile? You. You know it's you.
Hym "And you're just doing it because I'm doing it you freak. You decided to hop on the bandwagon which means I'd better give the rotmaxxing girl a call after I get out of here because that is clearly what is happening THERE isn't it?
by Hym Iam July 1, 2025
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I'm tired goodnight

Something somebody says when tired and ready for bed

(Goodnight btw)
Guy: Want to watch XQC?
Other Guy: No, I'm tired goodnight.
by TheGuywhodoesidk July 20, 2023
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