meat loft

When a line of ten gay men drag their junk across a bald mans' head (usually a hetero man).

For my father in law Roys' birthday, he didn't want a meat loaf cake so we got his ungrateful ass a meat loft instead.

by D_Money $ July 6, 2016

meat on the bone

Hajime: Out of all the dishes you prepared, the only one that could hide a weapon as long as an iron skewer is... THE MEAT ON THE BONE

MEAT ON THE BONE > ON THE BONE MEAT

Teruteru killed poor Byakuya with an iron skewer and to hide that weapon he hid it on the only place he could... THE MEAT ON THE BONE

by MEAT ON THE BONE November 18, 2020

Pork Meat

tight, rosey faced, thick necked men that are wide in stature and large in the chest and shoulder area. this does not make them fat however, think more like "scandinavian wrestler"types. they have shiney skin pulled tight with a pork like quality. these men usually have larger heads with chubby cheeks. pork meat will usually be fair but some darker skin versions are seen rairly.

so i went on that blind date you set me up and dude when i got there the guy was total Pork Meat

by lily addams January 6, 2011

Meat surfing

A girl on Tinder.

All the guys I know are douchebags, I should try meat surfing.

by Moonbeam Giggleshart August 10, 2016

meat maxi

The absorbent pad placed under meat/chicken at the supermarket or butcher to suck up all the blood so it's not swishing around the tray when you buy it.

Thank God the steak came with a meat maxi otherwise my car would have been a bloody mess

by wordsmith02 October 29, 2013

meat shawty

a meat shawty is a small, pee wee, penis measuring in 4 inches or less, sitting on a fat nasty sac

On the beach there were guys showing off meat shawty's in thongs.

by SouthPeach March 31, 2010

Meat pendulum

A wayward piece of skin that hangs an flaps from the top of a woman's pussy. This skin looks like it has no business being there. If encountered proceed carefully if handled tongs should be used

As I went down on my new girls pussy I noticed a long piece of skin hanging from her cunt. I thought to myself maybey I should push it to the side before someone gets hurt here. I've got a real meat pendulum.

by Tissue tommy September 10, 2011