West Virginia Beef Log

The male shits on the recipient's vagina and pushes it in. Then proceeds to have intercourse. After the man ejaculates, the recipient is forced to blow the load of shit and semen out of her vagina.

I totally gave your Nana a mean West Virginia Beef Log

by Mrbeefy090 March 14, 2016

Beef Schliszim

The act of eating beef or any product from a cow in an unexpected way or place.

John was eating beef in India that was a total Beef schliszim he pulled.

by Beef Schliszim June 12, 2018

Beef crumble

When a girl has discharge clumps on her pussy

"I ate her out but didn't realize she had beef crumble:

by sksksksoofoofoof March 26, 2023

Beef Snake

Long snake like turd derived of the home cooked variety

He just dropped a serious beef snake after all that dinner he ate!

by Lambeau1002 January 02, 2022

Scone app the beef

When u whip up some good shit and make them booty cheeks clap, that's a sign the food is about to be lit my nigga. Prepare for some good shit fam

Gf just cookin' up a lil' somethin' somethin', DoNt mInd IF I do ;)))), Scone app the beef

by Realgangstermynigga December 06, 2016

Beef hotpot

A beef hotpot is preformed by pooing in a girls vagina during intercourse. Then you proceed to use your penis like a shoehorn to make sure it gets all the way in there.

That girl just gave me the beef hotpot eyes

by Big ski January 24, 2022

Beef Gardener

One who performs oral sex. Typically on a female. Cunnilingus or Fellatio.

Dave was a Beef Gardener.
Gillian didn't care cause she wasn't getting any of that.

Gillian used to be a Beef Gardener until she advanced and grew a beef garden of her own.
Dave was hardcore butthurt because he wasn't getting any of that.

by bogosuperelf June 30, 2020