Sam Lund

the best pig

hey u seen sam lund around?

hes probably in his sty

by arlofeeney123 May 1, 2023

National send Sam nudes day

October 5th

This is a monumental day dedicated to all the Sams, Samuels and Sammys of the world. On this day show a Sam you appreciate them by poppin a tiddie in their dms!

Sam:"AYO BITCH UTS OCTOBER 5TH"

Girl:"For the last time sir this is a Wendy's. I think you need to leave."

Person:"But its National send Sam nudes day"

Girl:"Oh ok. *sends nudes*"

by Definitely not a Sam October 5, 2021

Sam

Sam is a 27 year old (28 on Sunday) man from New Jersey. He's 5'9 but will tell people he's actually 5'10. Sam hasn't been to the gym in over a month. In his free time, he plays music in the band Stitched In Blue, who have a concert on December 13th at East Berlin. Sam is disorganized and spontaneous, but writes it off as "hot girl energy" when in reality he has ADHD.

Person #1: yo are you going to the Stitched In Blue concert on December 13th? I heard Sam is gonna be there.

Person 2: Oh killer! He's what like 5'10?. And he plays piano!

Person 1: He actually learned bass for the band.

Person 2: Rad. That guy is a heck of a 27 year-old if we're talking before Sunday, November 28th.

by DefNotSam November 23, 2021

SAM

Super fine
Amazing

My favorite

You looking like a SAM today.

by Mahharg March 3, 2020

sam

sometimes u like him sometimes u just want to punch him in the face multiple times

i like sam sometimes

by Hue iron bolt October 8, 2020

Sam Dungey

Sam Dungey Is a beautiful young boy-o

Is that Sam Dungey?
Who, my boyfriend?

by UnknownT123 April 25, 2019

Sam

Sam has very low self esteem, she hates everything thing about her but everyone else loves her. When she has a crush she never gets over him. Sam has a great body and works for it. Shes the craziest girl you'll ever meet but when shes sad shes a depressed dolphin.

Sam is so amazing!

by Sara Sam October 27, 2018