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Too long in the shower

Too long in the shower: the act of passing out in the shower and nearly drown yourself after clogging the drain
"I heard Davey was too long in the shower that's why he didn't come to work"
by Boredom888 June 10, 2018
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how long should i keep the poopy in

me: hey doc i got another question for you i know you really liked the last one how long should i keep the poopy in like how long should i keep the duct tape in
by doccuh April 24, 2022
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Getting your long johns jimmy'd

Similar to getting stank on your hang low. However, this phrase refers to the flap commonly found on the hind quarters of flannel "long johns." To be on the receiving end of anal intercourse.
After noticing the sly look on his face Dan asked, "James are you getting your long johns jimmy'd?"
by Markusftr June 8, 2017
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Long Island Patty

The action of giving a rim job while intoxicated on heroin
The Long Island patty I received yesterday from Jessica was insanely messy and she kept missing my anus because of all of the heroin she took”
by Appalachian Train Master April 10, 2024
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Too long in the shower

Too long in the shower: the act of passing out in the shower and nearly drown yourself after clogging the drain
"Heard about that guy who took too long in the shower" " yeah I heard he nearly died "
by Boredom888 June 10, 2018
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Long John Silvered

When a girl swings in and lands on your sword as if a pirate attacking from one ship to another.
“Yo, this crazy chick I was with last night Long John Silvered me.”
by RealCfan March 18, 2023
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Mega gay long machete

something I wrote outside with chalk while talking to my friend.
Emma: hey remember mega gay long machete?
Me: yeah when you were telling a story about some dude with a long machete I added it to the "mega gay" I wrote
by GYARUGYARUGYARU September 3, 2024
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