Cock Blocker

used to describe someone who will do all they can to stop a man from hooking up with a girl
(could be referred to homosexuals also)

Man, I could of hooked up with that hot girl I was talking to tonight but my ex was all over me. She's such a cock blocker!

by vakdra November 25, 2003

cock reel

a cock reel is a form of masturbation when you tie a string around your cock and hang the string on the door, then pull up and down on you pee-pee and that my friends is a cock reel.

also used during sex when you tie the string around your cock and let your woman led you.

woman:can we cock reel?
man: yes bb

by grcfhvjklthrcjnrihfvj8nhvfhntu December 29, 2020

Flower cock

A beautiful and fully bloomed cock

Wow what an amazing flower cock

by The.more.you.know. March 16, 2017

Cock Fluff

Fluff on the end of your cock from drying self with a fluffy towl and not noticing until later.

- "Man, my GF was about to give me a blow job but gave me weird looks when she saw the Cock Fluff thinking it was something else"
- "This Cock Fluff smells funny"

by Corio October 23, 2009

Cock friction

Friction caused by two or more cocks. WARNING: When being lucky men with "balls of steel", sparks may occur. Keep from heat.

May or may not be on purpose depending on swingage of involved males.

Man, I was getting grindage on this chick last night and this guy pushed up in there. There was some awkward cock friction going on.

by kayloh February 14, 2009

Cock Splitter

You know those FREAKY girls? I don't mean the one's into literal SHIT, but the one's who like blood. Not menstrual blood, but YOUR blood. They will do as the title says, split your cock IN HALF. SHE WILL LITERALLY SPLIT YOUR DICK INTO TWO SEPARATE PIECES

Guy 1: I've finally gotten Angela to go on a date with me!

Guy 2: Hey man, I hate to break it to you, but Angela's a cock splitter *takes off pants*

Guy 1: Shit..

by Local Beaner Ripper April 26, 2019

Summer Cock

In the summer months when weather is warmer, penises tend to grow additional length due to weather patterns. This effect also increases due to consumption of alcohol as well as beautiful scenery.

Dude, it was so humid out last night; my summer cock was almost flowing out of my shorts!

by Gusto Guston January 18, 2019