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Klondick Bar

A nice black, interesting, light skin mixed person with a giant cock that all the girls in Oak Hills Desire.
Wow!!!!! Devin is such a Klondick Bar! He's such a daddy!
by Devin_22 May 30, 2018
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Iowa Crunch Bar

A doodie filled with corn usually enjoyed as an evening treat with a side serving of Sprite.
Brad: Hey man do you want to get a candy bar
Kevin: No way man I just want an Iowa Crunch Bar
by Floofypenguin March 13, 2020
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Barred

A person who has obtained a license to practice law.
Thomas is now barred, I wonder what type of law he wants to practice.
by Paris Maulet August 1, 2020
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Whammy Bar

Informal term for a tremolo bar for an electric guitar. There's alot of cool tricks you can do with them. My personal favourite is the Dimebag Whammy squeal where basically you pluck an open strick then you catch the harmonic and pull up on the tremolo bar. It's also a common technique in death metal to make the music more haunting.
by UltimateDoge January 7, 2025
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Blue bars

When Blizzard teases servers being up to the point of no return then fails to handle log ins.
"I took a week off work and servers came up early but now we can't log in.

3 fuckin hours of excruciating blue bars pain and no relief in sight."
by thejtown August 12, 2025
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Love bars

when someone has protruding sides under his/her waist that you can grab onto, making them love bars
guy 1 : damn man you see that woman with the crazy huge love bars?

guy 2 : oh hell yeah i could give her the night of her life
by wyvs July 28, 2022
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Bar

A place where big tall jocks in tattoo sleeves and backwards baseball caps use fear, intimidation, obnoxiousness and roofies to ensure that they and only they can breed with the most attractive and fertile bodied females, hence causing America and the human species to become stupider and more degenerate with each successive generation.
Chad went to the bar last night and brought a few Stacie back to his place and spanked they pussy good with his huge dong!
by D Flawless March 26, 2022
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