The newly added "new box, also known as lazy box, also known as shitty box, also known as turd box. .
Use it like this. Why is this dude jumping up shitty box( New box / lazy box/ shitty box / turd box) ??!!
by X!ON July 26, 2024
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Cologne Turd

Occurs during early morning in small to large office buildings inside the male restroom; Freshly applied, strong and cheap cologne mixes with the nasty beer and hot wings stool that is releived from the male. Thus creating a uniquely blended and familiar scent to the office environment.
Break Room Convo: “Dude have you walked into the bathroom yet this morning? Someone dropped a nasty cologne turd in there and never flushed.”
by Ole Ric November 02, 2018
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Turd glove

A small bad creature or thing
Listen to that annoying sparrow chirp in the tree. what a turd glove
by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) April 22, 2024
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Turd carter

A turd carter is someone who transports shit from septic tanks
What do you do for a job? Me? I’m a turd carter
by Puffyjohnson November 06, 2019
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burb turd

"Hey man, quit acting like you grew up hard. Your really a burb turd. "
by bret maverick October 18, 2018
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Angry Turds

The phenomenon of getting so stressed out that you have to take a brutal shit in which the excrement flies out at pace, lands with a splash and wreaks chaos and mayhem across the bowl. A physical and splattery manifestation of the internal turmoil.
I was having such a crappy day at work a quick round of angry turds was inevitable. The wreckage was a sight to behold.
by Chatbot eight billion March 25, 2021
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