Turd burglar

Portable restroom technician.

Hey Roy! The toilet is full in the port a pot, think you can wave down the turd burglars when they drive by to empty it for us?

by Motosaki410 June 5, 2019

turd forsaken

turd holds itself together better than this
it is below turd
turd has abandoned it

i really don't like this turd forsaken place

by jasonSkeen April 10, 2023

Turd

The thing the goes out of your bottom. "Plop" it says. Or you could use it as a name.

"Who are you?'
"I'm Turdanator"

by #Health_At_69 June 2, 2021

Tallahassee Turd Hurdler

The act of gathering your partners turds and then hurdling the the turds at the other partner.

“Yo bro this girl i met last night asked me to be a Tallahassee Turd Hurdler”

by BeauFool June 4, 2025

piece of goat turd.

a person who sells out his or her home town using the leprechaun method by rewarding wrong, destroying right and making law enforcement either subserviant to or part of dis organized crime.

that piece of goat turd. not sheep dip sold us out with promises of gold but no one left alive to spend it.

by jeremyedsall72 December 1, 2022

Turd pusher

A pipe fitter

That damn turd pusher messed up my fit up

by Weldingpepe May 15, 2022

lucky turd monkey

a cool person

he is a lucky turd monkey

by pooplkeis September 25, 2020