Norwegian Taco 

When a person is too lazy, drunk or stoned to get up and get a fork to eat their pancakes.

May be filled with syrup. Any fruit topping is acceptable, although extra credit is given for lingonberry.

Zach made me pancakes, but I'm too lazy to get a fork; guess it's Norwegian Tacos

Norwegian Taco by hoobajew August 7, 2011

Texas Brown Taco

Go to taco bell buy a volcano taco take all the toppings off except the meat. drop a Cleveland in it put in microwave for 10 min. rub penis in it til scolded and red. bang a fat chick in the ass cum in her buttwhole, then suck all the fluids out and spit it in the taco and enjoyy

Fuck your breath smells... yeah i know try a texas brown taco

Texas Brown Taco by Redbluegreenpurple April 17, 2010

pink taco block-o 

The female version of a cock block. This occurs when a woman is lustful of another man, but a fellow woman is preventing her from initiating the sexual encounter.

LanTesha: Yo bitch, what the fuck was that? You knows I want DeAndre for a long ass time.
Kanresha: Bullshit, ho! You frontin'! DeAndre just wanted to chill with us all.
LanTesha: Fuck you, ho! You just bein' a pink taco block-o! I could had that dick all up in my grill.

pink taco block-o by Tompkins3892 October 16, 2008

Sparkling Taco 

An extremely clean vagina that has no hair or disfigurements of any kind. When the light shines on such a vagina it tends to create an amazing light effect.

No one has ever seen such a vagina, but it was once believed to have been worshiped on Atlantis.

My dad told me that The Great Sparkling Taco created the Burmuda Triangle when it sunk under the waves.
It is also believed to have invented Coca-Cola and Cheetos.

Sparkling Taco by PB & J. April 24, 2008

Turquoise Taco 

It's like blue balls, but for girls!

Things got hot and heavy with my man last night, but then he fell asleep and left me with a Turquoise Taco!

Turquoise Taco by candyrockstar April 22, 2010

Queef taco

when one decides to queef into a taco, grill it, top it with cheese, and eat it!

dude: my mom cooked my brother a queef taco, now hes in a coma

Queef taco by BASEDGOD:D March 21, 2011

brown taco 

a very untidy vagina; when one does not clean their vagina

Guy 1: Dude I could not go down on her.

Guy 2: Why not?
Guy 1: She has a brown taco.

brown taco by Johnny Five-O September 14, 2011