Steamed muffin

The act of undressing a person and then having sex until your all steamy

Man 1: "Hey guess what i did to my girl yestarday!"
Man 2: "What? :P"
Man 1: "GAVE HER A STEAMED MUFFIN"
Man 2: "NEAT!"

by -DeViOuS- October 30, 2010

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Steam Bake

When one's fart in the shower is amplified by the shower's steam and heat. Causes the one showering to gasp for clean air for a moment.

This morning I had the nastiest steam bake, it was awesome.

by hdawgdavis April 3, 2011

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Steam Face

someone who can not comprehend social situations and hides themselfs alone in their home glued to their computer screen.

Jake is such a steam face, gross.

by hate steam July 16, 2011

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1. The act of blowing steam (a fart) unexpectedly out of your rectum into your own hand while wiping your ass.

2. Taking your friends hand while he his passed out and farting into it then placing it back over his mouth.

Dude 1- Pretty epic that we gave Jerry a steam cup last night.

Dude 2- I wonder if he can still taste it this morning...

by Doin' the Bernie November 22, 2011

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Steaming Mitten

After doling out a Detroit Thunder Clap (DTC) the woman then scoops up some of her freshly discharged shit and proceeds to give a hand job to the man on the receiving end if the DTC.

After she gave me a DTC she proceeded to give me a steaming mitten.

by Lilac Thirteen December 16, 2011

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Steamballed

1. A critical situation which may have disastrous consequences if it goes wrong.
2. A tough decision that may be difficult.

Kind of like you are slowly getting into a really hot bath and your balls are hanging in the steam, it is going to be difficult!

Used to highlight the magnitude of a problem.

1.(when he says that he just found out his gf has been sleeping around) "Oh man, you are so steamballed!"
2.That is such a steamballer of a problem!

by The Alic Master January 18, 2012

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