Pick a side

I mean...

Hym "You said 'pick a side!' And, of course, I choose THE CORRECT ONE! And I don't hate the Jews. Gal Gadot is... Well, she's just fucking spectacular, isn't she? And I was just playing before! I'm not going to rape Joe Rogan... That would be gay! I'd have to be some kind of weird faggot to do that!"

by Hym Iam May 3, 2024

Side saddle with shots fired

Reverse cowgirl position but with legs not over but under him on the side. Each receiving a finger surprise, like finger gun or pulling the trigger.

She was riding me half on then went into a side saddle then she pointed her finger gun me and holstered or fired it in my doo hole! Side saddle with shots fired.

by Peepingtom001 May 11, 2023

Side quest

When something happens or you are forced to do something that changes the original plans you had for your day.

“I am going to that function, but my mom gave me a side quest to go to the store for her first. So once I complete that I’ll meet yall there.”

by Fan_Service_King June 28, 2024

Slog siding

Post a friend or relatives social media pictures on your account without photo credits

Hey Kelley, I saw you slog siding your sisters Instagram pictures of Zurich on your account

by Flackstone September 3, 2023

side soulmate

When you meet your soul mate and you cant be without them. But then you meet your second soul mate and keep them on the side.

I thought you were my soul mate? Nah girl your my side soulmate.

by Crespirl June 24, 2017

Flat on your side

Term used in reference to laying on your side in bed, in between laying flat on your back and flat on your stomach

You are laying flat on your side

by BigC2018 May 23, 2018

to salt both sides of the pretzel

To be slow, dull-witted, dimwitted, soft in the head, dumb. To be "not all there."

John is a very bright person!

You think so? To me, he seems to salt both sides of the pretzel.

by uhqfuhasdasdfh February 8, 2010