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Russian Omelette 

A sex move where a guy sticks an egg in a girls vagina and the guys fucks her so hard that he scrambled the egg.
Bro I was hella hungry one night so I but I didn’t have my frying pan so I had to give here the Russian omelette.
Russian Omelette by WhiskeredPP December 22, 2020
NOUN
1.) People who were born in the country Russia
2.) People who have someone in their bloodline from Russia
1.) Person: I was born on the European side of Russia, that make me Russian

2.) Kid: GUY!! GUYS!! GUESS WHAAT!!
Kids' friends: What?
Kid: I just found out my great-grandmother was Russian!
Russian by AnimeOfficial December 22, 2020

Russian Railroad

A Russian railroad is where a man poors a set amount of vodka in either ones anus, or vagina, and then has sex, utilizing whatever orifice he poured the vodka in, with both parties trying to endure the pain following as long as they can.
Me and that chick from the bar did the Russian railroad last night.
Russian Railroad by Russian chug December 30, 2020

russian botox

Russian botox is when somebody punches you in the face and your lips get swelled for the next few days. Those with it should be proud to have it.
- Damn, Sam got the Russian botox?
- Yes, he got into a fight yesterday at a bar.
- What a madlad, I wish I could have it
russian botox by tolnickser January 3, 2021

Russian botox

Russian botox is an aftermath of getting punched in the face and having swelled lips for the next few days. Those with Russian botox should be proud to have it.
- Damn, Sam got the Russian botox?
- Yeah, he got into a fight at the bar yesterday.
- What a madlad!
Russian botox by tolnickser January 3, 2021

Russian Twist 

While jacking off spin, spin a circle and try to ejaculate in your partners' mouth. Extra style points if you get it fully in their mouth, points deducted if you get it on their face or eyes.

-RegisteredSexOffender
"Yo what did you do with you girlfriend last night?"
"Oh we tried the Russian Twist but I got it in her eyes."