the purple man

If you find this. The_real_purple_man.2020 is I, Samuel M

Brendan thinks The purple man is mark but it really might be nick.

by Therealmanpurple November 30, 2020

purple headed puffer fish

Raging hard on stuck in a cock ring

Get the ring cutter I have a purple headed puffer fish.

by crazymallardman December 30, 2015

Purple

Something you say when you fart that way anyone who understands it can either step away or hold their breath!

Purple

by Kingtoocan August 27, 2017

Purple Alert

A British guy having a huge d*ck

Elizabeth: What's wrong with Jame's pants.
Susan: You don't know, that's an purple alert.

by Jackthebriton September 16, 2023

purple dinosaur

Literally just Barney.

Person: Oh look, it’s a purple dinosaur! It’s Barney!

by hebdkc July 25, 2022

Purple genitalia

When a girl gives you blue balls on her period.

My girlfriend gave me purple genitalia last night.

by mynoduesp16 August 7, 2017

purple slide

losing your virginity in a playground slide at MacDonald

hey bobby, you totally just lost your virginity in the purple slide.

by keithsimonson June 2, 2011