Potato, Eggplant

A popular Finnish phrase used to describe the lack of similarity between potatoes and eggplants.

Hey, this potato isn't purple, it's "potato, eggplant".

by Whyyaman January 07, 2023

Mashing Potatoes

When your having sex with a girl and she squirts on your face then you throw up.

I was mashing potatoes last night then had to take a shower to wash the filth off .

by Doofenshmirtz1218 December 22, 2024

Potato Grenade

The lord of all. The savior of our reality. Potato Grenade is all powerful. Potato Grenade is ascension. 35 34 44 11 44 34 22 42 15 33 11 14 15

Man 1: Yo bruv, have ya spread the gospel of Potato Grenade recently?
Man 2: Nah fam, I had a stroke.
Man 1: *pulls out a portcullis* THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR DISOBEDIENCE
Man 2: Ayo fam, I'm ready for death. My defiance earns me death.

by 35 34 44 11 44 34 22 42 15 33 January 20, 2021

potato cheese

the best food eva

i like potato cheese

by potato cheese is best cheese August 20, 2017

Potato Puss

I don't believe in SCOTUS. I have a SCROTUS!

"I don't believe in POTUS. I believe in POTATO PUSS and that's about it!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 08, 2023

The Sloppy Potato

A much-disputed sex act. The only agreed-upon definitions include the use of a potato peeler and the stipulation that at least one of the participants hasn't showered for at least 2 days.

Brad is such a dirtbag; he tried to get me to do the Sloppy Potato last night.

by Beary White January 22, 2020

the potato war

the war encompassing technoblade and i am squid kid and their ultimate battle of potatoes on hypixel skyblock where technoblade outsmarted i am squid kid over 999 trillion times.

"if you wish to defeat me train for another billion years"~ The blade
"'The opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself.'- Sun Tzu"~ The blade

Random player: omg is he gonna start the potato war?
Technoblade: DID SOMEONE SAY POTATOES?!?!?!

by dailyretard April 23, 2023