Orange Necks

Orange Necks are kinda like Red Necks, but WAY dumber, and even MORE inbred. 😜🤪 Orange Necks are at the very bottom of the evolutionary chain. Even dumber than Neanderthals and just barely higher than chimpanzees. 🐒 Orange Necks rarely seek mates outside of their immediate family members. Their motto is "incest is the best!." They reside in places where your wife is also your sister. They are rabid followers of Donald Trump. They actually think that he's out for their best interest, 😂 when in reality, he milks them for every penny, then tosses them away like a used condom.

"Man, them Orange Necks sure are dumb 😜, they actually believe every one of Trump's lies." 😂

by Apachicano October 14, 2025

Pickled Neck

Pickled Neck is when you chug a jar of pickle brine before giving someone head and then puking on their penis

Janice gave me some Pickled Neck last night and i nutted hella hard, you should try it

by frusios October 15, 2025

Charlie Neck

Charlie horse in your neck, which is specifically caused by a bullet.

Boy, they really laid the Charlie Neck on Aidan over there. Brutal.

by Doctor Gupta (prostatechecker) October 28, 2025

Neck goblin

THE GIRL IN THE HALLS GRABBING PEOPLES NECKS SHES A HORROR CREATURE

You never know when The Neck Goblin is coming

by John Caspar December 3, 2025

Biscuit Neck

A derogatory term for a person who dislikes cats.

Aunt Susie says she doesnt like my pet cat Charlie. The holidays are ruined because she's a dirty Biscuit Neck.

by Bum8291 December 14, 2025

Stretch Neck

A stretch neck is someone who has a very long and unnatural neck.

"Ew, do you see that Stretch Neck over there?"
"ya, its nasty"

by John the Window Licker June 22, 2021

Beige-neck

A person who is neither a red-neck nor a black-neck.

The beige-necks are discriminated against. CanIsay!

by Tinfoil Yarmulke July 5, 2021